So lemme get this straight.

The Eternals (which let's be real, are just a cosmic, poor man's avengers with characters nobody ever gave a shite about), couldn't get involved in the Thanos war because the Deviants weren't involved?

THANOS IS A DEVIANT!!!!!!!!

(Or at least had the Deviant gene, if you want to get technical, but regardless it's bullshite, just like this whole movie... Which was absolutely atrocious.)

And what the hell was going on in the post credits with what looked like Harry Stiles dressed up as a bad imitation of Shazam. Man that was bad. Like really bad. And are we really getting a bad cgi leprechaun Patton Oswalt??? That site was straight out of Labyrinth...

All that leads me to say, What the hell is Marvel even doing now? Eternals made recent DC movies look like masterpieces.

Damn this movie was bad. It was also a constant reminder of how much I miss the glory days of Game of Thrones with Harrington and Robb Stark on screen.

And speaking of Jon Snow, who the hell is he supposed to be? The fricking Highlander?? (which was so much better of story about immortals its not even funny).

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Posted by Bard

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Posted on 1/15/22 at 8:57 am to Jack Ruby

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THANOS IS A DEVIANT!!!!!!!!

Nope. Thanos is a mutant Eternal, at least that's the lore from the comics. I think he's still an Eternal in the MCU (Starfox, the guy in red in the last teaser) is his brother (don't remember if Pip mentioned that or not).

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And speaking of Jon Snow, who the hell is he supposed to be? The fricking Highlander?? (which was so much better of story about immortals its not even funny).

He is Dane Whitman, the Black Knight.