re: Indians

I generally love hats and boots as attractive accessories on models, with the exception that I detest cowboy hats and cowboy boots. I see so many young women at football games who I just want to take aside and give wardrobe advice. I'd rather be surrounded by the Injuns, then shame them about their cultural misappropriation until they took off those feathers.

Oh, and thanks, Darth. I was beginning to think that there may be endless boredom here until baseball season starts.