re: What would be the most BTFO response to a liberal who texted you:

Would vary drastically depending on the person sick. If the sick person was an 80 year old with comorbidities, that's one thing.

If it's a 30 year old vaxxed lib, I'd reply "Guess soy is a poor antiviral" and then a quick text retelling the use of community handrags in public restrooms in the 70s.