re: Name something crazy your dad had you do growing up

I was about 9 years old when my dad was doing repairs on the line running to our septic tank that was leaking. He announced to everyone not to use any water until he said it was good to do so.

Well, time ran on and you know how kids can be...Anyway, I took a big child shite and flushed the toilet. I'm talking right when I pulled the lever it hit me and the fear ran through me. Seconds later I heard my dad screaming "Who the hell flushed a toilet?" He ran upstairs yelling and found it was me. He chewed me good, but didn't whip me. He told me to get a coffee cup and come downstairs. I did and he said "See that, it's your shite that in the hole. I want you to dip out all your shite, piss and water in that hole with that coffee cup and dump it outside cup by cup.

I did it and we have never spoke of it again to this day.