re: Name something crazy your dad had you do growing up

One morning, when I was 6 or 8, I opened an entire box of rice crispy treats. I took a bite of one of them and decided I didn't like rice crispy treats. He came in and saw all of the wrappers on the floor. He was furious and made me eat every single one of them. I remember sitting at the kitchen table crying my arse off while eating the rice crispies. I threw them up when I finished. I haven't eaten a rice crispy treat since that day. But he did teach me to not waste food.

Also, when I was younger my neck used to pop when I tilted it backward. The doctor said he didn't know what it was but that I shouldn't ever play tackle football. So my parents wouldn't let me play. Being the young rebellious kid that I was I would play smear the queer at recess and after school with my friends. I'd always get caught and the teachers would tell my parents. My dad made me sit in a rolling chair for an entire night to mimic would it would be like to be in a wheelchair. I actually enjoyed it because my big brother had to push me around every where.