re: Name something crazy your dad had you do growing up

My dad convinced me we had an escaped convict living in my tree house in the backyard, but it was cool because he would always go out grocery shopping just after the news ended so it was then safe enough for us to go play ball in the backyard.
He made me do some pretty funny/fricked up things when I was older as well, but I look back and laugh the most at how much he used our trust of adults to frick with us when we were little