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Biological male runner wins women's 1,500m event in Canada

Posted on 2/28/23 at 12:47 pm
Posted by L.A.
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Posted on 2/28/23 at 12:47 pm
I'm so thankful to live in a time where just because a woman has a penis doesn't mean she can't compete against women who don't have penises.

So brave. You go, girl





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A biological male has won a masters division female running event in Canada.

50-year-old Tiffany Newell came in first place in the W50 1,500m race at the Canadian Masters Indoor Championships over the weekend, with the race being open to women aged 50 to 54, according to the Daily Mail.

Newell clocked a time of 05:07.611, coming over one minute faster than Newell’s only competitor in the division, Catherine Weber, who clocked a time of 06:19.358.

The victory comes a year after Newell set a new Canadian record in the 5000m race in the women’s 45-49 age category, finishing with a time of 18:02.30.

That record was ratified this year by Canadian Masters Athletics under the rules set forth by World Masters Athletics, according to Running Magazine.

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This post was edited on 2/28/23 at 5:51 pm
Posted by 93and99
Dayton , Oh / Allentown , Pa
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 2/28/23 at 12:49 pm to
He really looks like a "Tiffany"!
Posted by Trojans56
Nola
Member since Jan 2013
919 posts
Posted on 2/28/23 at 12:51 pm to
I guess he’s a bit lighter thus faster without the nuts slowing him down. Girl power!!!!
Posted by Jack Carter
Member since Sep 2018
12052 posts
Posted on 2/28/23 at 12:52 pm to
Fathers should be beating this man to a bloody pulp
Posted by TDHELPCENTER
Member since Nov 2022
226 posts
Posted on 2/28/23 at 12:52 pm to
WYHI?
Posted by 4quartaBamaball
Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Nov 2015
1701 posts
Posted on 2/28/23 at 12:54 pm to
We're gonna need your help up here in Canada, Ontario and Quebec are long gone but there's hope and oil in the rest of the country!
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 2/28/23 at 12:55 pm to
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WYHI?


Da frick is wrong with you?
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
64205 posts
Posted on 2/28/23 at 12:55 pm to
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WYHI?

If "she" and I were the only two people to survive a world-wide nuclear disaster, I would beat "her" to death with a piece of radioactive lumber

So that's gonna be a no for me, dawg
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
64205 posts
Posted on 2/28/23 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92580 posts
Posted on 2/28/23 at 12:57 pm to
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women's 1,500m event


Well, it is a conditionally open event now, isn't it?
Posted by Dgarne2
Member since Sep 2022
600 posts
Posted on 2/28/23 at 12:58 pm to
Men still destroying women in women sports. The same women that support this shet are getting owned. Women sports will become mens JV sports in the future. Thank you white liberal women.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 2/28/23 at 12:58 pm to
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Newell clocked a time of 05:07.611, coming over one minute faster than Newell’s only competitor in the division, Catherine Weber, who clocked a time of 06:19.358.


Holy shite! He, shite, I mean "she" kicked her fricking arse.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 2/28/23 at 1:00 pm to
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Fathers should be beating this man to a bloody pulp


Fathers of the 50-55 year olds it is competing against?
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 2/28/23 at 1:01 pm to
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WYHI?


I would hit it.....


with a ball peen hammer between its eyes...
Posted by Jack Carter
Member since Sep 2018
12052 posts
Posted on 2/28/23 at 1:03 pm to
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Fathers of the 50-55 year olds it is competing against?


Yes. You think that sissy is going to stop a bunch of 70 year old men from beating his sissy arse?
Posted by DaBike
Member since Jan 2008
10154 posts
Posted on 2/28/23 at 1:03 pm to
More power to women. Setting new records everyday.
And she can take Descovy for HIV prevention, advancing women again.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
14630 posts
Posted on 2/28/23 at 1:03 pm to
That is one ugly man posing as an ugly woman. That bad at 50 is a rough outcome
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
5952 posts
Posted on 2/28/23 at 1:04 pm to
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Women sports will become mens JV sports in the future


Ummmm. Doesn't rate that high. 14-15 year old boys DESTROYED the national women's soccer team. As in 4-0 or 5-0. It was BAD. Women can't even come close to men in sports. They need to stop this nonsense.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
22813 posts
Posted on 2/28/23 at 1:05 pm to
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You think that sissy is going to stop a bunch of 70 year old men from beating his sissy arse?


No, but I would hope the only other 53 year old in the race could handle him without her father's help.
Posted by Figgy
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Member since May 2020
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Posted on 2/28/23 at 1:05 pm to
Woe, Cantada.
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