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Let's hear your best Aggie jokes
Posted on 6/10/10 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 6/10/10 at 9:44 pm
Man I hope they come to the SEC
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Posted on 6/10/10 at 9:44 pm to ELLSSUU
What is the difference between an Aggie and a carp?
One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish.
OMG!
One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish.
OMG!
Posted on 6/10/10 at 9:46 pm to JoLeUGA
Posted on 6/10/10 at 9:55 pm to ELLSSUU
What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the BCS Bowl games?
The Texas A&M Aggies
The Texas A&M Aggies
Posted on 6/10/10 at 10:16 pm to DvlsAdvocat
Q: Why does Kyle Field have artificial turf?
A: It keeps the cheerleaders from grazing.
A: It keeps the cheerleaders from grazing.
Posted on 6/10/10 at 10:22 pm to ffishstik
Q. Why are button up Levi's the official jeans of College Station?
A. So the sheep can't hear then coming
A. So the sheep can't hear then coming
Posted on 6/10/10 at 10:25 pm to willow2
Did you hear about the Aggies going to the LSU game in Baton Rouge?
They are crossing the Mississippi and see the "LSU LEFT" sign so they turned around and went home.
They are crossing the Mississippi and see the "LSU LEFT" sign so they turned around and went home.
Posted on 6/10/10 at 10:32 pm to ELLSSUU
why do aggie men die before aggie women?
because they want to
because they want to
Posted on 6/10/10 at 10:39 pm to molsusports
Here's a joke:
Texas A&M.
Texas A&M.
Posted on 6/10/10 at 10:44 pm to OldIowaTiger
A Longhorn walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. He says he doesn't want anything, but asks the bartender if he wants to hear an Aggie joke.
The bartender says, "See that man to your left. He is 6'5 and 300 lbs. See that man to your right. He is 6'3 and 280 lbs. I am 6'4 and 275 lbs. You know what we all have in common. We're all Aggies. So do you still want to tell that joke?"
The Longhorn says, "No I guess not. I would'nt want to have to explain it three dang times."
[link=(LINK)]https://www.aggiejoke.com/aggie-jokes/long-jokes/longhorn-at-bar.html[/link]
The bartender says, "See that man to your left. He is 6'5 and 300 lbs. See that man to your right. He is 6'3 and 280 lbs. I am 6'4 and 275 lbs. You know what we all have in common. We're all Aggies. So do you still want to tell that joke?"
The Longhorn says, "No I guess not. I would'nt want to have to explain it three dang times."
[link=(LINK)]https://www.aggiejoke.com/aggie-jokes/long-jokes/longhorn-at-bar.html[/link]
Posted on 6/10/10 at 10:52 pm to ffishstik
quote:
Q: Why does Kyle Field have artificial turf?
A: It keeps the cheerleaders from grazing.
A&M doesn't have female cheerleaders, so that joke doesn't really work.
Jokes aren't really needed for A&M. After 2 visits there, I have to say that cult like atmosphere is a joke in itself.
This post was edited on 6/10/10 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 6/10/10 at 11:02 pm to DestrehanTiger
quote:
A&M doesn't have female cheerleaders, so that joke doesn't really work.
The entire A&M culture will become a lighting rod in the SEC. I would really like them to get on board...the passions would be STRONG on all sides.
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