re: This postgame press conference is brutal

I can condense this for everyone.

“It’s not the team…it’s me. I hope they go on to have all of the success in the world while I entertain someone else. I will always treasure my time with them no matter where I go, but please respect my decision.”

I shouldn’t be surprised that media members haven’t seen this before in their personal lives, but here I am.

It’s always so obvious to outsiders looking in. If he were really going to stay, he’d have been clear and unambiguous about his commitment to the relationship.

Instead, we get wishy-washy nonsense.

Anyone with any life experience can see where this is going.

He belongs to somebody. That somebody just isn’t Ole Miss anymore. The press really is a collective 40 year-old virgin.

Shocker.