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The General Saw a “Boomerish Splash”
Posted on 11/16/21 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 11/16/21 at 2:46 pm
General Wade has Spoken
He has spoken. We Ridin’.
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Honorable Woodward— As I jogged on the Mississippi levee this afternoon, I witnessed a great splash. In the distance I saw a purple and gold fishing boat with a shiny golden harpoon. The faint hint of salt hit my face with a boomerish splash. Let the fight begin. GW
He has spoken. We Ridin’.
This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 11/16/21 at 3:08 pm to SperrysBruh
“Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars, men
If you wish to prevail.
This ivory leg is what compelled me
Harpoons thrust in the sky
Aim directly for his crooked brow
And look him straight in the eye!
White whale, Holy Grail!
White whale, Holy Grail!”
From Blood and Thunder, by Mastodon
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars, men
If you wish to prevail.
This ivory leg is what compelled me
Harpoons thrust in the sky
Aim directly for his crooked brow
And look him straight in the eye!
White whale, Holy Grail!
White whale, Holy Grail!”
From Blood and Thunder, by Mastodon
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