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I have decided to become Mile's speech writer

Posted on 12/11/07 at 11:59 am
Posted by igoringa
South Mississippi
Member since Jun 2007
12493 posts
Posted on 12/11/07 at 11:59 am
"With all due respect to my alma mater to whom I owe so much of what I am today, let me equivocally state in no uncertain terms: I have not and will not entertain any offers to coach the University of Michigan football team next year. Let me repeat, I will not be the coach of the University of Michigan football team next year.

Hoewever, I can confirm that I lasted 45 minutes the first time I had sex. Have a great day... again"
Posted by Tanut
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
Member since Dec 2007
1200 posts
Posted on 12/11/07 at 12:01 pm to
Posted by sportsinfogeauxlsu
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
6300 posts
Posted on 12/11/07 at 12:02 pm to
thats a cool speech and all except for the fact that he cant say those things truthfully
Posted by Tanut
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
Member since Dec 2007
1200 posts
Posted on 12/11/07 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

thats a cool speech and all except for the fact that he cant say those things truthfully


irony
Posted by The Word
here and there
Member since Feb 2007
3195 posts
Posted on 12/11/07 at 12:05 pm to
The uh, characteristics of this speech is capable and uh, has heart and uh, is a damn fine speech. Now I'm busy. Have a nice day!
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