Cowboys Shipped In Their Own Benches For Today's Game Against Washington

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Cold buns lose games...FACT!

Feels like temp in the 40s, what a bunch of pussies

Surprise that the terribly run Washington football team would give the other team defective equipment. I'd bring in my own working stuff also if needed. Not unlike how LSU brought its own air conditioners because they knew the Longhorns were going to turn off the AC in the pregame locker room.

Whoever plays against the Washington Football Team should be called The Opposing Team for the game. It’s not like the NFL could suck any more than it already does, right?