Carolina Panthers Have Fired Head Coach Ron Rivera, Cam Netwon's Response

The fact that Rivera allowed Cam to be Cam is precisely why they never achieved greatness with his skillset.

Preface this with: yes, I know my handle name. Random, unrelated, but how has some Farker on the interwebs not come up with a funny Cam fashion generator? Takes all wild cloth and accessory possibilities, hit a generate button and it cycles through like a slot machine producing stochastic results.

Why couldnt he have just been even close to normal

He wrote that while wearing a pirate shirt with an ascot and a leopard-print fedora.

So, the coach let Cam Newton be gay? Good for him, I guess.

I just wanna know how this is going to effect Christian McCaffery on my fantasy team.

Mullerns to jags. Not joking, he's polishing that resume and sending his wife to check shopping options