New Orleans Pelicans Player Reportedly Receives 25-Game Suspension

Who tf cares? NBA has always suckedass, now it sucks Chinese commie ass. frick it and whatever stupid shite NOLA named its team.

Who?

Zion needs to take him to Golden Corral

Damn, he should have just caught covid instead.

After trying to watch the Pelicans this season, the league did him a solid here. I’d forego the paycheck to not have to see the next 25 train wrecks.

The only steroids any basketball player should ever use are Anavar or HGH. What a dumbass, adding any sort of size will kill your shot and hand eye.

They can't possibly conclude anyone on the Pelicans is using performance-enhancing drugs.