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"It was a raccoon selfie gone completely wrong."
That's what Nebraska DE Jack Gangwish said after, well, taking a selfie with a raccoon, who he killed after it bit him. You can read his story here. Otherwise here is his twittered CliffNotes version of it...

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Gangwish concluded his story with...
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"It was death by crescent wrench,"
And...
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"I AM THE COON WHISPER."
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Raccoon*
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I said Coon one time when I was working in California talking about a Ratcoon and I almost got fired.
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HAHAHAHA.......What a silly bastard. He better be glad the coon didn't bite his genitals.
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frickin coons ......Peta gone get his arse . Racist coon killing bastard .
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That is a sweet pic tho haha
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he should stop saying that word so much..
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