I Could Swear Temple's Interim Independence Bowl Coach 'Lives In Van Down By The River!'

The only things he missed was mentioning those doobies, and falling into the lectern and breaking it to bits.

You found the only guy ever that was excited about going to Shreveport.

The message reminds me a bit of Curley Hallman's from his LSU introductory press conference speech. It was something to the effect of "I'll guarantee you this, no matter what, when those boys come off the field after every game, you're going to be proud to have them represent LSU". I knew right then we were doomed.

SNL sucks so bad now.

Coach, I wish you could just shut your damn YAPPER!

I wish LSU was going to the Independance Bowl so Shreveport fans could get to see them play live!