Here's How Bryce Harper Applies His Toothpaste

So, he's mentally stuck somewhere between the ages of 6-8?

This isn’t “new”

So this is what it’s come to. Watching men brush their teeth…

What’s new about that

Riveting.

He's a sucker

This is like finding out half the world stands up to wipe... you go your entire life knowing one way and only one way until one day someone blows your mind with another way of doing it.

Isn’t that how everyone does it?