Minor League Pitcher Catches Bird Walking To Dugout After Being Taken Out

Well his name is Jesus so he can do anything

Typical misleading headline.

Holy misplaced modifier, batman

Better to be that bird than the one in the golf video below

"Hey tweety, lets get out here, we just lost Polly to a foul ball, and we lost Jim Crowche at the golf course yesterday." "I know, don't forget about Uncle Sam taking a shortcut through the fireworks wednesday. Lets go to the new skeet range, nothing could go wrong there."