Bryce Harper Says He Wants To 'Bring a title back to DC' At His Phillies Intro Presser

That's a clown answer bro.

Just becuz you got a lot of money, it dont mean you smart, unless you are LeBron when he wears his glasses.

HS dropout. Gets his GED at a JC. Only kind of good at his job right now. Gets largest contract in his professions history. This is America today. This is where we are as a society.

That’s about as bright as I thought he was.