This Dog Really Wanted His Owner's Bikini Top

No shit He probably has to listen to her endless stories about how she fricked some other dude and now he won't call her or text her back while he thinks that if he just keeps sitting there and being her emotional tampon that she will finally come to her senses and let him have sex with her A real non friendzoned man would have assisted the dog

Sounds like you've been there goldennugget

You guys are projecting. Guy had the balls to film the event before giving a hand - a friend zoner would be white knighting immediately