Bison Charge Tourist's SUV At Yellowstone

Larry, I'm sick of your hyperbole.

What a bitch

Insert "Thug Life" with "Move bitch! Get out the way" vine

How is this sports related?

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They really freaked out, Larry!

Do the jingle! Do the jingle! Uhh like a good neighbor State Farm is there!

I remember going to Yellowstone as a kid and they give you a big packet of information.

One of the items enclosed in the pamphlets was a bright yellow piece of paper that said nothing but "Visitors May Be Gored" with this hilarious black and white drawing of a tourist just getting blasted by a Buffalo.

Blow the horn you dumb frick!