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re: What's the most ridiculous thing a woman has gotten mad at you for?

Posted on 7/6/23 at 11:28 am to
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34715 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 11:28 am to
This was about 30 years ago. My ex-gf and I stopped at the grocery store to pick up a few things for dinner at her sister's. I was wearing my Larry Bird jersey, and this sweet little blonde cashier walked by, just barely stroked my arm, and asked "Did you win your game?"

I made some reply, knowing my gf would be pissed, and she proceeded to irritate me the entire time we were shopping.
At checkout, we wound up in blondie's line, and she chats me up while I make the most one-word answers possible.
GF hold her temper until we're in the car and unloads on me like I was the one hitting on the cashier. I don't remember how long I had to listen to that shite.

Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5140 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 11:31 am to
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a single woman or Walt


Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14513 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 12:20 pm to
Breathing.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30384 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 12:38 pm to
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I called a flight attendant a stewardess




Call her waitress next time and get back to us.
Posted by breesussaves
Zachary
Member since Jan 2011
40 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 12:50 pm to
I too am married
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17165 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 1:03 pm to
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I once made the grave error of using the decorative embroidered towel she hangs on the oven handle to wipe off the kitchen counter



RIP my man
Posted by ewilliams000
Castor Springs
Member since Feb 2012
1953 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 1:14 pm to
Just left Popeyes and forgot the debit ticket. Wife balances the books and I caught hell for 45 minutes. No biggie.
It'll be something else tomorrow.
Posted by ewilliams000
Castor Springs
Member since Feb 2012
1953 posts
Posted on 7/6/23 at 1:19 pm to
Wives get mad when you don't tell them you love them. OK, so I'll tell her I love you. But it doesn't count because you had to be told to
Say it.
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
5497 posts
Posted on 7/8/23 at 10:40 am to
quote:

when i buy dog food, i always buy at least 1 pack or Racheal Ray food for the dog.


I am always digging the hole lol

…and this bird you cannot change…
Gotta love the Neil Young graphic on his T-shirt. He was apparently wired the same way.
Posted by MDB
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2019
3082 posts
Posted on 7/8/23 at 11:28 am to
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What's the most ridiculous thing a woman has gotten mad at you for?


Sunrise.
Posted by Curtis Lowe
Member since Dec 2019
1271 posts
Posted on 7/8/23 at 12:13 pm to
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What's the most ridiculous thing a woman has gotten mad at you for?


I had the audacity to agree with her.

She had a friend who dated absolute dirtbags. She was comforting her friend after the latest had just screwed her friend over somehow. I walked into the kitchen to hear "You deserve better than him", which I agreed with and seconded verbally trying to be supportive. Mistake.

Next words out of her mouth were, "So you think you're better than him?" To which I replied, "Yes."

Over the course of the next several days I got accused of everything, including wanting to sleep with her not too attractive friend.

Dumbest fight I ever experienced.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
2157 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 10:35 pm to
When we got propositioned by another couple. I thought they were just being friendly. How the heck was I supposed to know they were freaks?

And she probably would not have been pissed if the other husband was a looker.
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