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re: What's the most ridiculous thing a woman has gotten mad at you for?

Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:21 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47507 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:21 pm to
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What kind of BS do you baws put up with?

First wife threatened to divorce me over the way I folded bath towels.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29395 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:22 pm to
My wife once held a grudge against me for two days for cheating on her in a dream.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65746 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:25 pm to
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My wife was in a bad car accident when she was a kid that required facial reconstructive surgery. You literally can't tell that she's had anything done to her face.

One day we were talking to some friends and I said something along the lines of "the doctors did the best they could". Apparently that doesn't mean what it sounds like.
Ooof!

Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22118 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:28 pm to
Wrong holing her. I mean anyone can make that mistake.
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
1397 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:29 pm to
Told her to get to the point...always a winner...
Posted by killedbyindians
Earth
Member since Jun 2022
1172 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:38 pm to
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Are all women the same or something? Cuz geez! Why is this so relatable


Exactly. Glad I’m not the only one. Ex dreamed I cheated on her then got even angrier because I tried to laugh it off instead of getting pissed. Apparently I was insensitive because her dream was “so real”. Bitch it was a dream get over yourself Ms Cleo.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12740 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:38 pm to
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This isn't unreasonable. It's annoying as hell when you're prepping food and your tools aren't where you normally keep them.



I had to have this talk with my wife and daughter recently. Most everything, outside of large cooking utensils, have their place. Kids are home for the summer, and she has been helping out around the house. My wife said just let it go, at least she's helping. Loading and unloading the dishwasher wrong isn't helping.
Posted by ClusterCock
Myrtle Beach
Member since Oct 2018
62 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:39 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/5/23 at 2:51 pm
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2070 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:42 pm to
The best ones were when I saw a hair dresser (yeah, I know) for the better part of a year after my divorce. But she fit the profile: her celebrity lookalike was Nicole Kidman but bigger up top. Any bar or restaurant we'd go to some guy would invariably just sit and stare at her. But she fit the mental profile. Here are some of the cray cray things she got upset about:
- Randomly think I was looking at other women
- Out of the blue call me and accuse me of looking at pron
- Saying anything to any of the other stylists at her shop
- Peeking in another motel window when I took the trash out to the dumpster
- Singing along to some of my old fav songs that talked about women, like Aerosmith's Somebody or Van Halen Beautiful Girls.

I finally had enough and dumped her. It was a wild ride.



Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45052 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:45 pm to
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Something I did in her dream


Specifically getting a tattoo
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:45 pm to
Cause I didn't text her back right away. This was not even a relationship, ..this was just the "getting to know each other" phase.

Learned all I needed to know.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:47 pm to
I didn’t immediately respond to a text sent at 2AM while I was asleep. I was trying to get a few hours of sleep in before having to wake up for work and we had exchanged texts just prior to me falling asleep two hours prior.

Turns out that she wasn’t very rational.
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
1734 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:50 pm to
Lifetime ago I had really nasty sex with a woman that was the daughter of a Preacher. The things she did and said during sex was out of this world and completely unexpected. Back then "fool" was a popular slang term.

After sex she said something funny and I called her a fool. That set her the hell off and she lost her shite saying that a fool was someone who didn't believe in God and she was a woman of God. I was so confused. She screamed at me to apologize and like an idiot, I replied, naw fool.

She started trying to hit me before she grabbed her shite and left.
Posted by SuperNatural
Member since Oct 2018
401 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:59 pm to
About 6 months ago I was in the gas station getting some DEF.

This drunk or maybe high on something woman stopped me as I was walking out, and she said

“ I need to tell you something. Your wife is one lucky woman”

I laughed and said, sure I’ll let her know.

Anyway, I get home and tell her what happened, naturally.

She then starts berating me about what’d she look like, which gas station, had I ever seen her before, what was my response, etc…
She held on to it for like 3 days acting pissy towards me.

Whatever
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90700 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 3:02 pm to
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too many to list, but probably my ex getting her feelings hurt because I never made posts or stories about us on social media. I generally don't post anything on social media besides pictures of wildlife and nature. Wasn't an acceptable reason.


I had one get mad because I had a photo album my mom gave me after college that had all my pictures of me growing up, sports, etc and she saw it had my high school prom pics with my date in it
Posted by Deek
Moores Bridge, AL
Member since Sep 2013
729 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 3:03 pm to
Fortunately for me my wife is a mute so I don't have to hear her, but damn she'll get those arms to waving 100 MPH's!
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90700 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 3:07 pm to
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once folded the towels improperly. I then folded them properly the next time but placed them in the cabinet backwards. I then further exacerbated the situation by giving guests the wrong towel(s) to use when they visited. coup de grâce - I mistakenly washed to people towels with the cleaning towels.


I once made the grave error of using the decorative embroidered towel she hangs on the oven handle to wipe off the kitchen counter
Posted by Poohbear8487
Nashville
Member since May 2015
963 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 3:07 pm to
Stopped at a truck stop while driving back to Baton Rouge from Gainesville after LSU game. I was going in after filling up to order us sandwiches from Subway. I asked her what she wanted and she told me a cheese sandwich. I started laughing and said, "are you serious?" Went downhill from there...
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90700 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 3:17 pm to
Had a waitress call me honey at a random arse restaurant on vacation and when we left she got all mad “so, how do you know her?”

Also the same ex got pissy when I left a generous tip to an attractive waitress because she honestly did a good job. “You must have liked how she looked” and “why don’t you run off with your little whore waitress” for the next 2 days

It got where I prayed that I’d get a man or an old woman as a server when we went on a dinner date. That relationship didn’t last long
This post was edited on 7/5/23 at 3:18 pm
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50333 posts
Posted on 7/5/23 at 3:29 pm to
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This. Women cannot stand to see another woman happy, even if it’s their “best friend.”


Yep, misery loves company. Several years later, she and her stupid friend are still single, going out together. They are perfect for each other.
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