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Tortious
Favorite team: | |
Location: | ATX |
Biography: | |
Interests: | Wine, Women & Song |
Occupation: | First Time Offender |
Number of Posts: | 5132 |
Registered on: | 11/5/2010 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: It’s NFL Draft Day but 20 years ago the historic Racial Draft took place
Posted by Tortious on 4/25/24 at 3:57 pm
She was born and raised Catholic, but then became a whore, when talking about religious conversion :lol:...
re: OT DUI experts - "Unprocessed" DUI 6 years ago, now wants license/insurance back
Posted by Tortious on 4/25/24 at 3:45 pm
[quote]Did have to install a breathalyzer 6 different times.[/quote]
Jesus Christ ...
re: Former porn star Lana Rhoades wants all her videos to be deleted: I regret it
Posted by Tortious on 4/25/24 at 9:31 am
[quote]as long as she doesn’t have any tattoos.[/quote]
She has one on her arse - or so I was told....
re: Melanie Curtin is Now a Free Woman - Appeal Overturned
Posted by Tortious on 4/23/24 at 8:19 pm
[quote]Bruh, who even has carpet?[/quote]
Not most, but some are resorting back to a little mat by the door....
re: Texas Governor Greg Abbott: "No more trans teachers in our classrooms"
Posted by Tortious on 4/23/24 at 5:17 pm
[quote]Man he has been on a roll lately.[/quote]
:lol:...
re: Ideal age gap for a relationship if you want it to last
Posted by Tortious on 4/22/24 at 7:00 pm
There is only one gap that matters
[img]https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/thigh-gap-woman-bikini-1527777581.jpg[/img]...
re: Worker says remote workers should always say ‘yes’ when asked if Microsoft Teams is down
Posted by Tortious on 4/22/24 at 4:08 pm
[quote]Instead of making them 4 do what they hell they were supposed to be, they made us all come back to the office.[/quote]
This is what I'm afraid of in my current arrangement....
re: When Believe All Women goes wrong. It's just a Girls Trip !
Posted by Tortious on 4/22/24 at 2:59 pm
[quote]Certainly men aren't falling out the sky in our AirBnb in a family neighborhood in Fredericksburg.[/quote]
If you mean Fredericksburg, TX was planning to go this weekend and we're staying in a neighborhood home :lol:...
re: What lunchbox(s) did you have as a kid?
Posted by Tortious on 4/22/24 at 10:18 am
[quote]This GUN for HIRE[/quote]
[img]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61uPMv1HoLL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_DpWeblab_.jpg[/img]
Checks out...
re: Sydney Sweeney boasts about her 'Great Tits' ....After Producer Criticized Her Looks
Posted by Tortious on 4/22/24 at 9:16 am
[quote]Sydney Sweeney boasts about her 'Great Tits[/quote]
[img]https://media.tenor.com/TzEIS0tKSxwAAAAM/thats-the-truth-bubba-thompson.gif[/img]...
re: When Believe All Women goes wrong. It's just a Girls Trip !
Posted by Tortious on 4/22/24 at 9:08 am
[quote]Women traveling in packs are rabid. Its a strange chemistry, but they try to outwhore each other.[/quote]
[img]https://media0.giphy.com/media/KDVswimTNahWzcd7sV/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95204eh0s1lxc9wgr5o640syvlvob9gxwsz9xpujsaq&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g[/img]
...
re: Who would win a fight with yourself?
Posted by Tortious on 4/18/24 at 5:27 pm
[quote]immeasurable levels of repressed rage[/quote]
:lol:...
re: Seat is down on a public bathroom toilet
Posted by Tortious on 4/18/24 at 5:24 pm
[quote]Wipe the seat down with the Clorox wipe leaving it damp enough for the arse gasket to adhere to the seat. Depending on seat coverage I will add additional toilet paper.[/quote]
Do you leave a paper mache sculpture when done?...
re: Tiffany Gomas, aka Crazy Plane Lady, posted this on twitter
Posted by Tortious on 4/18/24 at 7:08 am
[quote]Just make sure you wrap it up before you dip it in that crazy.[/quote]
Nah...
re: Of all the hot garbage appliances made today, the dishwasher has to be the worst
Posted by Tortious on 4/17/24 at 6:45 am
[quote]quote:
My dishwasher is over 20 years old & still going strong.
Yeah, how much does it cost though,[/quote]
While daily maintenance can be a bit high with that model, that's not the issue. It's when the warranty runs out and it quits. It'll cost at least 1/2 his shite....
re: Should Komodo dragons be exterminated?
Posted by Tortious on 4/15/24 at 5:05 pm
[quote]There are now snakes in South Florida big enough to eat a komodo dragons.[/quote]
[img]https://media1.giphy.com/media/qKV8U3Gl3bWVi/200w.webp?cid=6c09b9520w1jtmg6uedk3l9dyz71tm313mw0dc28305q8dvg&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g[/img]...
re: Man meets two professional women at hotel in Canal Place & 30K in property disappears
Posted by Tortious on 4/15/24 at 5:01 pm
[quote]How is she still walking the streets free?[/quote]
I'm mean I don't think she is actually free :lol:...
re: The Better Woman; The OT 10 of your choice or Scottie's Wife?
Posted by Tortious on 4/15/24 at 9:36 am
[quote]You may as well love the one you’re miserable with.[/quote]
:lol:...
re: OJ Simpson died
Posted by Tortious on 4/11/24 at 10:53 am
[quote]thejuiceisloose[/quote]
Checks out :lol:. Sure Bin Laden did a lot of damage, but he didn't exactly act alone in it. I mean the singular act of OJ. which caused the rush to sensationalize the news, offer non-stop commentary instead of just reporting on news, made it all about race, etc. W...
re: OJ Simpson died
Posted by Tortious on 4/11/24 at 10:18 am
[quote]OJ Simpson[/quote]
frick that guy. He did more damage to this country than anyone I can really think of with his bullshite....
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