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re: Video Doorbell Recommendations - Tortious
The regular ring now has the live view feature which was previously only a ring pro one FYI....
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re: First Mow of the Year; First Visit by the Police - Tortious
[quote]Ah, the yearly OleWarSkukeAlum mowing his grass at the crack of dawn with a gun thread. It must be spring[/quote] Kind of like power washing. Do it every spring....
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re: First Mow of the Year; First Visit by the Police - Tortious
[quote]Either there are a bunch of dumb fricks in this thread or they never mowed a lawn in Texas because sure shite as hell a fricking snake will love you long time when you least expect it[/quote] Yes Round Rock is akin to the Serengeti. Most neighborhoods are as suburban as you can get. $10 bucks...
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re: Is there an age limit to fapping? - Tortious
[quote]It would probably be best to fap without ejaculating for 2-3 days at a time.[/quote] Maybe so, but after getting sucked into 480s peptide thread and trying it, if I don't fap at least daily I will go to sleep, roll over in the night and be high centered....
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re: Smash or Pass? - Tortious
[quote]smash[/quote]...
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re: First Mow of the Year; First Visit by the Police - Tortious
If you live in Round Rock then you probably live in a cookie cutter neighborhood, so you don't even have the excuse of having a large yard which takes hours to cut. Just a tool after all....
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re: Trashy people NSFW - Tortious
[quote]cajunangelle[/quote] [img]http://i.imgur.com/hA27Arr.jpg[/img] This may be the most fantastic thing I've seen in recent memory. God please let this not be photoshopped....
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re: $10 endless apps at TGIFridays. What is the catch? - Tortious
[quote]There[/quote] [img]http://thumbs.ifood.tv/files/image/86/b0/551141-duck-allergy-symptoms.jpg[/img]...
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re: LNST- SUPER CREEPY and oweo sucks - Tortious
[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/MKXGAdhL0c0z6/giphy.gif[/img]...
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re: I give to you... the lovely... the mesmerizing... Avital Cohen - Tortious
[quote]Her arse has gone through some amazing transformations.[/quote] [img]https://media3.giphy.com/media/Gu7fcsEk3uobS/giphy.gif[/img]...
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re: Has anyone here joined Nextdoor for security purposes? - Tortious
You get a windbreaker and a golf cart for patrols?...
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re: How dumb is it that you have to pay to park at a hospital? - Tortious
If they didn't charge you they would certainly charge your friend a surcharge on top of everything else. Plus if it is free parking, it would always be full of non-hospital cars....
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re: Cougar scenario if you were to hook up with one at a watering hole...maybe NSFW - Tortious
She's wearing an ad for underwear?...
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re: Blue Apron - Tortious
I like Home Chef as it takes awhile for the recipes to repeat and you can order as little as 2 meals for 2 or 4 of 1 thing....
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re: How Much Do You Drink After Work? - Tortious
Tell you in few hours...
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re: Anyone here ever use the Sous Vide method of cooking? - Tortious
I'll try that....
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re: Anyone here ever use the Sous Vide method of cooking? - Tortious
[quote]If you want your proteins to be browned you have to grill or sear them first, and in doing so you lose some of the juice you are trying to retain via sous vide. [/quote] You don't do it first - you do it after....
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re: Anyone here ever use the Sous Vide method of cooking? - Tortious
I have an Anova and have used it for steaks, tenderloin, chicken and shrimp. I love it, especially for cooking when you aren't sure precisely when you will eat. Drop a couple of ribeyes in there, cook and hold until ready to finish. Two drawbacks: 1) Any of the food, especially chicken, is not ...
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re: Here's the winner of "hottest teacher arrested for sex" - Tortious
[quote]The teacher likes the fact she has 10-20 boys lusting after her every day so she decides to give them a "surprise" by texting/emailing, whatever, a sexy pic. That in turn leads to more picture swapping, and eventually a blowjob for the guy who boldly goes where no student has gone before. Is ...
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re: I have a question about humpty dumpty. - Tortious
Fat frick that had something happen to him and it hit the papers and then became famous...kinda like Kim Kardashian...
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