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re: Is this not the greatest theme song of all time? - Tortious
Yes it definitely was the lyrics and catchy tune. [img]http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1181014585_1.jpg[/img]...
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re: What do you do to get the s/o in the mood? - Tortious
Run my Visa card through her slit. ...
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re: Official WINK HUB Home Automation thread - Tortious
[quote]I imagine this is for when people go on vacation, so that someone staking out the house thinks that someone's home[/quote] But unless you are out of cell service you can do the same for free....
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re: Headed To Austin Next Week - Tortious
Truth. Go to Black's on Lamar or Terry Blacks on Barton Springs. Unless you have had Franklin's and others in Central Texas, you won't know the difference and it will be better than what you probably have had before by a good measure. Of course if you want to spend 1/2 your day in line and still r...
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re: Why do people post TL;DR in threads? - Tortious
Because I already made my commitment by clicking in and your wall of text just wasted my time so I tell you. Then you have to click in to see the reply and get nothing of substance. It is the internet circle of life. When you read this the circle will be complete in this thread....
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re: Who misses 2 a days? - Tortious
[quote]missis[/quote] Thread title suggests you miss more than 2 a days from high school....
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re: My new crown... - Tortious
Negro tendencies...
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re: So... Why can't you zoom in on Instagram? - Tortious
Because its rude to not at least look at their eyes occasionally when jacking off to their lady parts you fricking savage. Have you no culture?...
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re: Packing a lawn mower in a moving truck - Tortious
I just hire new ones when I get to where I'm going. No need to relocate them and their family....
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re: Do any of you married guys have to do this? - Tortious
Several references to working in cubes. Is this no longer the OT?...
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re: My douche bag neighbor just filed a noise complaint on me - Tortious
[img]https://i.imgur.com/7r3ee.jpg[/img]...
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re: Waveland, Ms : Ok to swim in the water? - Tortious
Most of the bacteria you need to worry is on the beach on the way in in that joint....
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re: Dr. Dre handcuffed and searched by police in front of his own home - Tortious
Solid props to the lyric quotes in this thread. Well done OT....
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re: Friend's wife wanting breast augmentation (now NSFW) - Tortious
[quote]My wife had a rebuild 3 years ago. We're still happily married and Jody gave her the confidence to get the rest of her body back to pre-baby form.[/quote] FIFY...
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re: Do you wash your hands in the restroom if you're the only one in there? - Tortious
So you are compelled to fake it because you know you shoukd and are concerned about what people will think if they know you didn't? Pussy. Man up and deal with the fallout or wash your hands....
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re: Steakhouses and Strip Clubs in Austin, Texas - Tortious
[quote]Yellow Rose Expose Pallazio[/quote] One is not like the other here....
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re: Scamming A Scammer - Tortious
[quote]I wouldn't sell it to him, something just sounds off.[/quote] Astonishing insight...simply astonishing....
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re: How many ethnicities and races have you slept with? - Tortious
What country is Backpages from? That one....
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re: Men, how do you feel about shaving body hair? - Tortious
[quote]Heard some people like to soak their ball sack in milk and let the neighborhood cats lick it off[/quote] Yes but that has nothing to do with hair removal....
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re: Brook Sheilds thray....When did she get scary looking? - Tortious
[quote]My weiner ain't scared of her[/quote] My weiner is scared of my right hand because it knows when right comes out its taking a savage beating....
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