re: Have You Ever Seen Someone's Adult Toys? - Tortious on 6/21/17 at 11:57 am
[quote]. But he use to date this girl who lived with her mom.. They parents were divorced. He was over there one night and it was late when he left. He passed through the hallway and the mother's bedroom door was open and the light in the bathroom was on with the door closed. He said he saw two diff...Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (1)
re: The Ultimate test to determine whether your neighborhood is ghetto or not - Tortious on 6/9/17 at 8:57 am
Her mouth and pooper are locked up too?...Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Anyone here ever been to a wedding and a funeral on the same day? - Tortious on 6/7/17 at 10:05 am
No but I've seen one or two dudes die at the alter... They just didn't know it yet....Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Woman wins Acme oyster eating contest totaling 33 dozen... - Tortious on 6/4/17 at 10:22 pm
I find myself curiously aroused by that....Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: What's a great idea you had that you sadly discovered somebody already came up with? - Tortious on 6/1/17 at 9:53 pm
[quote]magnetic perpulsion[/quote] Your marketing quality control may be letting you down....Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Things that disgust you, but others think nothing of it - Tortious on 5/27/17 at 3:54 pm
[quote]People who brush their teeth in the shower.[/quote] People who brush their teeth at work when people are craping 6 feet away....Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Wife and I are going to have a son. Need advice from parenting gurus of the OT. - Tortious on 5/27/17 at 8:44 am
Bang your wife again and give him a playmate....Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Greatest dilemma you've faced whether or not to bang a chick - Tortious on 5/26/17 at 1:54 pm
New CPA is easier than finding got willing pussy dummy....Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Contemplating our Planet in this Vast Universe - Tortious on 5/25/17 at 7:04 am
[img]Matanuska Thunder frick [/img] Great fantasy football name....Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Viagra/Cialis/Levitra users - Tortious on 5/24/17 at 9:02 am
[quote]You guys need to stop watching so much porn and lift heavy shite often. Why put chemicals from third world countries into your body just get catch a hardon?[/quote] Because we're in God damn America and we can....Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (1)
re: Need some advice from anyone who's been thru a divorce - Tortious on 5/24/17 at 7:02 am
Don't leave the house. Fight for custody of your child. Pro tip on custody: know the size of your child's clothes,shoes, favorite colors, movies, food, etc. Anything you let her just handle with the kid get a grip on it and know it as well as she does....Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (1)
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