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Registered on:11/5/2010
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re: Is there really no cure for hangovers? - Tortious
[quote]Chug water, jerk off, pass out for a 2 hour nap, jerk off again, and then eat chicken nuggets[/quote] Or what I call a nightcap....
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re: in light of all the arse talk, have some Caitlin Rice (NSFW) - Tortious
[quote]Looks like she stuffed two cantaloupes in her ass.[/quote] Now it's time to stuff a banana in it....
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re: Was the battle of Midway the biggest F U of all time? - Tortious
[quote]Your conclusions were wrong. Halsey acted stupidly.[/quote] [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/C4JCC6A6KW0E0/200w.gif[/img]...
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re: Do Russian history students learn about WWII the other way around? - Tortious
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re: Spinoff: Dumbest Thing You've Heard a Coach Say - Tortious
Had one who after you screwed up he would say "I couldn't coach you any stupider." Always made me laugh cause to me he was either saying he was a shitty coach or a good one who coached stupidity and I sucked at learning it....
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re: How many of you baws rock the pink shirts? - Tortious
[quote]I'm not a baw and the only pink I wear is your wife's pussy around my dick.[/quote] [img]https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o7abBP0nMjrdIvaCY/giphy.gif[/img]...
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re: Do you know any true kleptomaniacs? - Tortious
[quote]Guest husband simply says, "I'm coming back over..." He pulls up alone and hands the host dude the ring along with a book of cd's and some other random shite. Apologizes profusely and says his wife has a problem, they're getting counseling, etc. [/quote] Counseling starts with PIIHB bec...
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re: DirecTV Now Guide Issues - Tortious
Same setup and no problems for me....
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re: Things to ask home builder before signing a contract? - Tortious
Ask him if he knows Warrick Dunn....
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re: Is it okay to workout and/or run for exercise - then drink a 6 pack after? - Tortious
The ability to drink beer and not be a fatty is pretty much the reason I work out in the first place....
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re: Has Anyone Ever Bought An "As Seen On TV" Product? - Tortious
I've had two pocket hoses bust on me if left in sun....
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re: Password Manager App - Tortious
Doubtful about the changing it automatically for you. I use [link=(https://www.splashid.com/)]SplashID[/link] and like it....
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re: All yoga pants should be made like this (NSFW) - Tortious
[quote]Her Instagram[/quote] [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/26FxMVXpPeFyfBBni/giphy.gif[/img]...
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re: How do you not get shocked by door. - Tortious
Its called house arrest for a reason......
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re: When people say they need to run to the bathroom after eating certain foods? - Tortious
[quote]if I eat at one of the Japanese Steakhouses it will be going down within 10 minutes of when I finish my meal.[/quote] Teppan' yaki kills me too. Almost crapped myself on a date....
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re: Death pool watch. Charles Manson seriously ill and taken to hospital - Tortious
[quote]I thought of this too after I posted, Hitler did win an Iron Cross in WWI. He was a corporal. [/quote] He was a messenger in WWI and got one of the iron crosses for a big attack that he was running messages in. Don't know what he got the other one for, but Iron Crosses (depending on the c...
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re: Discovered Jewels Jade Today - Tortious
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re: Upgrading the ps4 hard drive - Tortious
Make sure you get the right height which is 9.5mm if I recall correctly. The bay is very small and not all hardrives will fit. ...
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