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re: Would you rather be married to Kate Upton or Taylor Swift - Tortious
Swift by a mile. She could be more Upton like if she gained weight, got some new cans, etc. As she gets older she probably drift that way anyway with added weight. Upton is never going to be Taylor skinny....
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re: Freakiest/random thing a partner has wanted to do sexually? - Tortious
Not necessarily sexual I guess, but this one chick liked to hold my dick while I slept. We'd bang, I'd start to doze off, and she'd ask if she could hold on to it. Never figured out how long she would hold it for after I went to sleep....
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re: If you were to find yourself single tomorrow... - Tortious
[quote]masturbate[/quote] At least twice....
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re: You're the last man on the planet and you're needed to repopulate the species.. - Tortious
[quote]Quickly do #1, immediately followed by #2.[/quote] Sounds like my morning bathroom routine....
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re: Online Dating horror stories - Tortious
[quote]One chick told me that she was glad I was a sane gentleman because the last guy she met up with ended up coming to her apartment to watch a movie and pulled out his cock. She froze up and didn't know what to do or say, and he just masturbated and came on her arm and then got up and left[/quot...
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re: Mass shooting on Vegas Strip discussion - Tortious
[quote]Why in all these scenarios do people say he shot at the tanks like it was a last resort? [/quote] Plausible. Draw attention to the airport and nobody can go there anyway due to fencing and and security. While everyone is looking that way, open fire on the choke point of the other direction...
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re: Mass shooting on Vegas Strip discussion - Tortious
[quote]I'm not a conspiracy guy either so my take on this is that the hotel is trying to limit the amount of information available because they are trying to save face for the impending lawsuits.[/quote] This....
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re: Is a TV worth getting fixed? - Tortious
Many times it's almost expensive to fix as buy new. I don't even really consider it...
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re: Remember the Olemiss/Arkansas/Lville/A&M game last year? - Tortious
[quote]hodsontofuller[/quote] Coach it would be nice if you game planned and led practice rather than jack with us here....
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re: "O" THE ROSY FINCH BOYZ, LLC ***Updated with pics*** - Tortious
Jesus Christ - just when you thought it couldn't be any more ridiculous....
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re: Who wins a street fight between a navy seal and a pro fighter - Tortious
If a seal is in hand to hand combat with no weapons something has gone really wrong. Thier hand to hand combat is a last resort. Pro fighter wins as that is his first resort....
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re: Does anyone live in Midland, TX? - Tortious
[quote]In the meantime they live in Houston, DFW, or Austin, and they're no longer single. [/quote] How I met the chick I was talking about....
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re: Does anyone live in Midland, TX? - Tortious
Dated a girl from there who liked it in the pooper. Other than that I have nothing positive to say about that place....
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re: Microsoft Project experience/reviews? - Tortious
[quote]Played around with it for a couple hours and couldn't ever get the sync to SharePoint to work. [/quote] It works with our Office 365 solution. It works okay. Just make a task list and sync to that. We are having read only problems with it though. If I sync a file the project managers below...
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re: Teacher lets student check her goods behind restaurant - Tortious
Now that's a breastaraunt....
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re: have you had sex with anyone outside your nationality? - Tortious
[quote]Yes, because Sicilians were spawned by Moors.[/quote] [img]https://fthmb.tqn.com/bBuRGD9Qbofm2JW0WfV6YwynGoE=/1732x1732/filters:fill(auto,1)/about/Eggplant-583f71c13df78c0230e56c20.jpg[/img]...
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re: Generation Sober: 10 Reasons Why Millennials Are Opting Out Of Booze To Socialize - Tortious
The vast majority of pussy I've ever gotten has had some alcohol influence; in that we were there drinking, met her at an event and dated later, next morning wake up with the one that gained 40 pounds between 2 and 7 am, etc. I'm going to keep playing the booze odds or lest I find myself holding my ...
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re: Best dictation program/software ? - Tortious
Coworker used to use Dragon NaturallySpeaking...
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re: How do O-T men deal with heartbreak? - Tortious
[quote]Post revenge porn of her on the internet.[/quote] That's a bit drastic. No need to publicly shame her like that. Just post them on the OT so it stays amongst friends....
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re: Maryland chick is hardcore - Tortious
She might do butt stuff...
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