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re: Presidential Debate in game thread - OT style - Tortious
DNC hacker found. [img]http://www.troll.me/images/really-fat-guy-on-computer/really-fat-guy-on-computer.jpg[/img]...
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re: How many women have you banged? - Tortious
[quote]33[/quote] 34...
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re: How racist am I being? - Tortious
Now imagine they are white. [img]http://schmoesknow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/the-rise-of-matthew-mcconaughey-09-a-time-to-kill-1090362-TwoByOne.jpg[/img]...
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re: Post the most alpha pic you can find - Tortious
[img]http://www.flamingtoast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ban-hammer-newB.jpg[/img] ETA - to avoid due to accidental nipple....
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re: Questions you would like answers to: - Tortious
Is that Ice-T?...
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re: Cities strongly associated with certain industries - Tortious
[quote]San Francisco: meatpacking[/quote] FIFY...
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re: Brad Pitt was into drugs and Russian hookers - Tortious
That's no midlife crisis...that is still doing it right....
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re: Girlfriend Brought These Plates Into My House, Wants Me To Use Them - Tortious
[quote]If you have other couples coming over, the women will silently take offense at the plate that they are given. They will think that you all believe they look or act like the animal that was chosen for them. You'll have to come up with a plan where everyone grabs their own plate.[/quote] Sad...
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re: Corey Feldman cried after he was crucified for Today Show performance - Tortious
[quote]This needs to be the new "in" gif.[/quote] [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xDPq3NKjM9k98Y/giphy.gif[/img]...
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re: Who is the A-list Hollywood celeb about to be exposed for raping Corey Haim? - Tortious
[quote]The OP specified A-list Hollywood. Not D-list Baton Rouge.[/quote] [img]http://i.imgur.com/QONVIyz.gif[/img]...
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re: Drudge is having fun this morning. Headline: "Hillary's Bush" - Tortious
There ain't to many things I won't take a peak at. That, however, is at the top of the no peek list ...
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re: Why are Jewish people so white looking even though they're from the Middle East? - Tortious
Cause they don't like dark people....
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re: So I have to give the best man's speech at my brother's rehearsal dinner - Tortious
Whatever the OT says with no deviation at all. It's your only hope...
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re: Cobra Insurance - Tortious
[quote]GDCK [/quote] Came in to post - glad I didn't have to....
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re: How should I pop the question? - Tortious
[quote]I'm going hunting with her dad this weekend so I figured I would ask him after we put the guns away[/quote] It possibly will make a much better update to OP if you do it while he still has is gun out....
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re: Front end alignment Question - Tortious
Tell her you won't pay unless she shows you her tits and that is a package deal. I mean if they are incorrectly causally linking things and all....
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re: Why does online banking transfers not go through on weekends and holidays? - Tortious
The lest teller to leave on Friday turns off the internet and locks the door....
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re: Are cuckholders intellectuals? - Tortious
I'm beginning to think we should play horse with your handle. Every shitty post gets a letter removed... then you're gone by about 9 am a day from now....
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re: MAGA #babesfortrump thread *NSFW* - Tortious
Saw some Bush, unfortunately not the bush I was looking for....
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re: What happens when you reach 5,000 posts? - Tortious
Dick shrinks by 25%....
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