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re: Have You Ever Seen Someone's Adult Toys? - Tortious
[quote]. But he use to date this girl who lived with her mom.. They parents were divorced. He was over there one night and it was late when he left. He passed through the hallway and the mother's bedroom door was open and the light in the bathroom was on with the door closed. He said he saw two diff...
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re: The Ultimate test to determine whether your neighborhood is ghetto or not - Tortious
Her mouth and pooper are locked up too?...
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re: Meet the world's first BJ robot (NSFW) - Tortious
[quote]Can it humm. Does the mascara run? In my old age I have to have both to accomplish an orgasm. I may be interested.[/quote] Sig worthy. ...
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re: Anyone here ever been to a wedding and a funeral on the same day? - Tortious
No but I've seen one or two dudes die at the alter... They just didn't know it yet....
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re: Woman wins Acme oyster eating contest totaling 33 dozen... - Tortious
I find myself curiously aroused by that....
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re: What's a great idea you had that you sadly discovered somebody already came up with? - Tortious
[quote]magnetic perpulsion[/quote] Your marketing quality control may be letting you down....
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re: OT rating on new pop star Dua Lipa (NSFW) - Tortious
Looks slutty so that is a yes....
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re: BCS numbers way down - Tortious
Make ya say: [img]http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad346/rattlehead666/thatlsuboy_dance1.gif[/img]...
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re: How many states have you been to? - Tortious
52...
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re: Best "As seen on TV" product you ever had - Tortious
[quote]The expandable garden hose that resisted getting tangled.[/quote] Had two bust while being left in sun with water on - like in 30 minutes...
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re: Things that disgust you, but others think nothing of it - Tortious
[quote]People who brush their teeth in the shower.[/quote] People who brush their teeth at work when people are craping 6 feet away....
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re: Wife and I are going to have a son. Need advice from parenting gurus of the OT. - Tortious
Bang your wife again and give him a playmate....
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re: Greatest dilemma you've faced whether or not to bang a chick - Tortious
New CPA is easier than finding got willing pussy dummy....
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re: Potential employer asking me to sign an NDA - Tortious
[quote]You can sign the NDA and not take the job once you hear about it.[/quote] Yeah okay that's how it works....
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re: Contemplating our Planet in this Vast Universe - Tortious
[img]Matanuska Thunder frick [/img] Great fantasy football name....
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re: ASK the OT - Dating tips - Tortious
Now we know why username is fairplay instead of foreplay. ...
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re: Viagra/Cialis/Levitra users - Tortious
[quote]You guys need to stop watching so much porn and lift heavy shite often. Why put chemicals from third world countries into your body just get catch a hardon?[/quote] Because we're in God damn America and we can....
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re: Favorite Star Wars Character - Tortious
General Grevious [img]https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/General-Grievous_c9df9cb5.jpeg?region=0%2C8%2C1200%2C600[/img]...
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re: Need some advice from anyone who's been thru a divorce - Tortious
Don't leave the house. Fight for custody of your child. Pro tip on custody: know the size of your child's clothes,shoes, favorite colors, movies, food, etc. Anything you let her just handle with the kid get a grip on it and know it as well as she does....
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