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re: What's the most ridiculous thing a woman has gotten mad at you for?
Posted on 7/5/23 at 1:29 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 7/5/23 at 1:29 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Lots of material here.
Put the dirty “dirty” rags in the dirty “clean” rags bin for washing. Apparently those two cannot touch one another.
Battery on alarm system went dead. Apparently I should have intuitively known it was going to go dead and changed it before.
Washing my clothes when she apparently had plans to wash hers. Mind you it was my washing machine in my house.
My bathroom was not clean enough. Mind you again, it was my bathroom in my house. She was just visiting. Told her to clean it to her satisfaction if she wasn’t pleased with its condition.
One time one had a car wreck. She called me. I asked how it happened. She was mad because my first question wasn’t if she was ok. I assumed if she was standing in the side of the road calling me I assumed she was ok. I told her this. She then got mad at that.
That’s just the start. Women are crazy man. Half the shite they do/say is just to test whether your reaction is sufficiently responsive or deferential.
Put the dirty “dirty” rags in the dirty “clean” rags bin for washing. Apparently those two cannot touch one another.
Battery on alarm system went dead. Apparently I should have intuitively known it was going to go dead and changed it before.
Washing my clothes when she apparently had plans to wash hers. Mind you it was my washing machine in my house.
My bathroom was not clean enough. Mind you again, it was my bathroom in my house. She was just visiting. Told her to clean it to her satisfaction if she wasn’t pleased with its condition.
One time one had a car wreck. She called me. I asked how it happened. She was mad because my first question wasn’t if she was ok. I assumed if she was standing in the side of the road calling me I assumed she was ok. I told her this. She then got mad at that.
That’s just the start. Women are crazy man. Half the shite they do/say is just to test whether your reaction is sufficiently responsive or deferential.
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Posted on 7/5/23 at 1:30 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
I've told this story before. A guy accidentally outed himself by sending a breakup email to his (male) SO and sending a cc to the work email chain. I told my GF at the time about it and she went absolutely ballistic that I told her. Maybe not ridiculous but her reaction was totally out of proportion. I learned later that her brother was gay and she was the only one he had told at that time, so that was basically the worst thing I could have done in her eyes. We dated a while longer but it was never the same after that and we eventually broke up.
This post was edited on 7/5/23 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 7/5/23 at 1:31 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Using Tasso as much as I can. Consistently brings it up like I'm reinventing myself to leave her...because of Tasso.
Posted on 7/5/23 at 1:32 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Most recently it was a simple, helpful statement made by me. The kids had VBS last week. The morning of day 3, she was rushing to get herself together to leave as I had the kids up, fed, and ready to go on time. She is pissed that she’s been 15 minutes late every day. I simply said, “why don’t you wake up 15 minutes earlier?” All hell broke loose with yelling and screaming. I just took the kids outside to let her get out of hulk mode. She didn’t talk to me for two days until Friday evening when she got up 15 minutes earlier and was on time.
Posted on 7/5/23 at 1:36 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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Mine got snippy with me last night for putting her kitchen cutting boards under the oven instead of "in the proper drawer" when I was unloading the dishwasher.
This isn't unreasonable. It's annoying as hell when you're prepping food and your tools aren't where you normally keep them.
Posted on 7/5/23 at 1:39 pm to tigercross
One time mine got mad because I was wanting her to go out and have margaritas and dinner with her friends.
Posted on 7/5/23 at 1:41 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Sent her flowers on a random day , because all the other work girl’s husbands SUPPOSEDLY do it.
She accused me of doing something wrong , because I sent them. Won’t let it go for a couple days.
She accused me of doing something wrong , because I sent them. Won’t let it go for a couple days.
Posted on 7/5/23 at 1:42 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Didn't tap her on the top of her head in time
Posted on 7/5/23 at 1:45 pm to SouthMSReb
My wife was in a bad car accident when she was a kid that required facial reconstructive surgery. You literally can't tell that she's had anything done to her face.
One day we were talking to some friends and I said something along the lines of "the doctors did the best they could". Apparently that doesn't mean what it sounds like.
One day we were talking to some friends and I said something along the lines of "the doctors did the best they could". Apparently that doesn't mean what it sounds like.
Posted on 7/5/23 at 1:49 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Never forget, women are insane for at least half of the month and require a man to help balance them. Never bother defending yourself or fighting back, just walk away and repeat “it doesn’t matter”.
You guys can hate on Bud Light all you want, but maybe they’re trying to help you live a better life if it turns you gay.
You guys can hate on Bud Light all you want, but maybe they’re trying to help you live a better life if it turns you gay.
Posted on 7/5/23 at 1:50 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
too many to list, but probably my ex getting her feelings hurt because I never made posts or stories about us on social media. I generally don't post anything on social media besides pictures of wildlife and nature. Wasn't an acceptable reason.
Posted on 7/5/23 at 1:59 pm to Funky Tide 8
Sometimes my wife can’t find one of HER clothing items and it’s magically my fault. Then the “here we go again” avalanche of things wrong with me begin to pour out.
This post was edited on 7/5/23 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:03 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
I once folded the towels improperly. I then folded them properly the next time but placed them in the cabinet backwards. I then further exacerbated the situation by giving guests the wrong towel(s) to use when they visited.
coup de grâce - I mistakenly washed to people towels with the cleaning towels.
coup de grâce - I mistakenly washed to people towels with the cleaning towels.
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:07 pm to Mud_Bone
I hear ya MudBone!
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:07 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
GF who was obviously mad about something, I made the mistake of asking her why she's mad which made her even madder to which she proclaims "I'M NOT MAD!!!" and proceeds to storm out of the room.
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:10 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
A girl that was a solid 4 points lower than her on the hot scale following me on Instagram. Knockdown drag out argument over it
Of course, my GF had roughly 10 times the amount of followers as me
Of course, my GF had roughly 10 times the amount of followers as me
This post was edited on 7/5/23 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:13 pm to bad93ex
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Something I did in her dream
Same here. I fricked some ex of mine she can't stand and she acted like it happened in real life for a day or two. I finally snapped and said she was a delusional psycho and it seemed to snap her back to reality instead of whatever dreamscape she had been living in for a day.
This post was edited on 7/5/23 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:14 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
How much time ya got?
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:15 pm to 9Fiddy
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She is pissed that she’s been 15 minutes late every day. I simply said, “why don’t you wake up 15 minutes earlier?”
It amazes me that they can’t seem to figure that out on their own.
Posted on 7/5/23 at 2:20 pm to bad93ex
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Something I did in her dream
Are all women the same or something? Cuz geez! Why is this so relatable!
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