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re: Rank these 4 SEC jobs

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/30/25 at 10:31 am to
You sure about that?

Arkansas is onto coach #6 since 2013

That is atleast 2 more coaches than any other program mentioned

re: Rank these 4 SEC jobs

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/30/25 at 10:20 am to
Ole Ms:
Wins - 692
SEC Championships - 5 (I guess?)
National championships - 0 (3)
Heisman winners - 0
1st round picks - 24
Undefeated seasons - 1
Rival sucks
Shares state with mss st
Worst rut: 1983-1987

Not doing modern era because you idiots just started watching the sport

re: Rank these 4 SEC jobs

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/29/25 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

If Auburn could get all the ex-coaches it's paying on the same staff, they might be decent.


Yes, If Auburn had 3 head coaches on staff at the same time they’d be good. You have nothing going on in between your ears lmao

LSU (as of today) will have had more coaches than Auburn since 2013, 4 pending this hire to auburns 3. We are also paying significantly more for ours.

Alabama is still paying legal fees for their basketball program

re: Rank these 4 SEC jobs

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/29/25 at 11:03 pm to
Where does Kentucky fall?

re: Rank these 4 SEC jobs

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/29/25 at 4:04 pm to
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Auburn has 9 national titles. Try to keep up.


Updated to reflect national titles that could be claimed by each school

Rank these 4 SEC jobs

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/29/25 at 3:52 pm
Auburn:
Wins - 799
SEC Championships - 8
National championships - 2 (9)
Heisman winners - 3
1st round picks - 42
Undefeated seasons - 12
2 big rivals at top of sport
Shares state with Alabama
Worst rut: 2021-present

Arkansas:
Wins - 749
SEC Championships - 0
National championships - 0 (0)
Heisman winners - 0
1st round picks - 24
Undefeated seasons - 3
Their rival doesn’t recognize them as a rival
No other major program in state (not talent rich)
Worst rut: 2017-2021

Florida:
Wins - 769
SEC Championships - 8
National championships - 3 (8)
Heisman winners - 3
1st round picks - 59
Undefeated seasons - 1
3 rivals who are usually relevant
Share state with several major programs
Worst rut: 1977-1981


LSU:
Wins - 812
SEC Championships - 12
National championships - 4 (10)
Heisman winners - 3
1st round picks - 42
Undefeated seasons - 2
No real rival
No other major program in state (talent rich)
Worst rut: 1990-1995



quote:

Over someone I don’t even know possibly changing jobs? Wut?


Ole Miss would immediately sink back to the cellar of the conference.

But I guess you’re right, fear is a choice!
Ole Miss fans have started significantly more lane to Florida threads than anyone else. Can yall just admit that whenever a job that is better than OM opens (which is the majority of the P4 schools) your fans are scared shitless for good reason?

re: Auburn got screwed again

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/14/25 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

You are whining like a bitch. It became evident to you that Georgia sucks won’t win shite to you on Saturday night, Kirby’s run is over. Next time, shut the frick up when you speak to a 9x champion


Elite

Leg humpers are furious no one takes them seriously
YouTube tv, espn+,disney+, and hulu were all canceled today. Ill make my microscopic dent and be happy as hell about it, ill catch football on the radio or in person
quote:

The original thread reporting his death is gone, but I remember fake Missouri fans such as Faurot Fodder and Galacticacannon pissing on his memory in their ignorance and continued embarrassment of our fanbase. I’m sure neither of them will turn up in here.


I went to war with those pieces of shite in that thread.

re: LOL @ Ole Miss football

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 9/25/25 at 1:30 pm to
No parole officer required, I’m not a trans OM fan and No. now answer mine:

1. Have you tried crying?
2. Does your therapist know what whit weeks has done to you?
3. Do you realize the result of this game won’t stop Florida from taking your coach if they want to?
4. Do you think lanes daughter has the same pull with her father when she inevitably begs him to stay, or do you think the happenings of this week change that?

Bonus question:

1. Do you have time to have an actual life outside of this board? You’re averaging 7.5 posts a days since 2014 :/

re: LOL @ Ole Miss football

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 9/25/25 at 12:28 pm to
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quote: GeauxBreauxs Member since Aug 2013 596 posts Post less. And this has been out for a couple of weeks now. Try again, loser.



I have been on this site for a year longer than you and have 25,500 less posts. Holy shite your life is so sad. Atleast your head coach isn’t crying online about his daughter and our linebackers relationship

re: LOL @ Ole Miss football

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 9/25/25 at 12:26 pm to
Youre deflecting because you’re melting like a bitch. It’s glorious

re: LOL @ Ole Miss football

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 9/25/25 at 12:20 pm to
Just about every college football outlet has discussed this at some point this week. It is synonymous with this game, keep coping.

re: LOL @ Ole Miss football

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 9/25/25 at 12:17 pm to
Does your therapist know what kind of trauma whit weeks, a person you will never cross paths with in real life, has inflicted on you this week?

re: LOL @ Ole Miss football

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 9/25/25 at 12:13 pm to
Like you are doing right here. Again, have you tried crying?

re: LOL @ Ole Miss football

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 9/25/25 at 12:11 pm to
Your head coach is posting about this on his public X account. Try different slant

Have you tried crying?