Favorite team:Alabama 
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Registered on:5/7/2013
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re: "I've never lost to Alabama" - Jacknola
Both are probably going to be ranked behind Alabama’s Wilson. Problem for LSU fans here is that few of them understand nuances of LBs in 4-3, 3-4, 5-2, etc. so may not know how to judge and rank them. also White was essentially the only SEC quality LB LSU fielded so he had to play 4 downs all the t...
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re: The conference championship game matters no more anymore - Jacknola
To be honest, once the playoff was expanded, it just made Alabama more inevitable. If they ever go to 8 teams, one of them will always be Alabama ... in perpetuity! ...
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re: “If we had beaten Alabama on 1/9/12...” - In game thread - Jacknola
I read Tr all the time...not to actually learn anything about the team, that is impossible on that site. But the entertainment value is huge...especially the circular reasoning that leads to mass delusion. For instance, one teenager posts that “LSU WILL HAVE THE STRONGEST RECEIVER CORP IN THE NAT...
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re: I recently discovered that my great-great-uncle played football for Texas A&M in the 1910s - Jacknola
Do you know why he was reluctant to graduate and leave aTM? He didn’t want to leave his teammates behind. Yuk yuk yuk...
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re: “If we had beaten Alabama on 1/9/12...” - In game thread - Jacknola
Hey hey hey.... guess what else...if LSU had won two more SEC games in 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 they wouldn’t have averaged third or fourth place in the SECw those six years. Just imagine if they had done that and averaged finishing second in the SECw...oh my god how wonderful everythi...
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re: Which SEC school’s players have the highest average NFL salary? - Jacknola
Ridiculous... “average” is SUM$/#players. A team with very few NFL players except for an occasional elite will rank higher than a team with lots of players, some low in draft which diluted the “average $.” What are you trying to prove with this meaningless statistic? ...
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re: Miss. State WR Reggie Todd arrested for assault - Jacknola
State is a legitimate threat in the SECw this year. REC doing what needs to be done....
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re: LSU-Miami Game - Jacknola
[quote]it’s like you people search for reasons to make someone look stupid[/quote] No...I thought it was a perfect post when you said Miami only wins if they shut down LSU and also find a way to score. It is so true it may be the most accurate thing ever posted. My point about the D is this...”d...
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re: LSU-Miami Game - Jacknola
Uhhhh.... how about Norte Dame? Troy? Miss State? Other than Tr, who is claiming LSU to have an elite defense next year, much less the “best front seven in the nation (surely Tr is joking?).” Maybe they will be good, maybe not...but there are a lot of question marks at LB and CB and even DL whic...
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re: LSU-Miami Game - Jacknola
[quote]...the only way I see them beating LSU is if their defense shuts the LSU offense down and their offense somehow puts up points...[/quote] This is perhaps the most profound observation ever to migrate from Tr to this board. It is one of the best analyses ever of the strategy needed to win foo...
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re: LSU's Newest Fan: Giannis Antetokounmpo - Jacknola
[quote]...eat first corndog before they are five...[/quote] For LSU fans from Baton Rouge [i](home of the original omnipresent corndog odor)[/i] training starts at a very young age... [img]https://i.imgur.com/MZoAwyd.jpg[/img]...
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re: Cam Newton was in Auburn helping on a recruiting weekend - Jacknola
BowlJackson math... 12-3 does not equal 9. [quote]He enrolled in January 2010 and played his last game in January 2011[/quote] That is a 12 month span, minus three months during the summer off season when he was off-campus working [i]"in computer sales,"[/i] which [u]equals 9 months on campus[/u...
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re: Cam Newton was in Auburn helping on a recruiting weekend - Jacknola
I heard he donated $175,000 and a bunch of slightly used laptops to the athletic department. ...
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re: Fans of schools that can't even make a regional talking shite - Jacknola
Get the crap beat out of you in Oregon, attack and blame Alabama....yep, normal LSU operating procedure. Carry on......
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re: Fans of schools that can't even make a regional talking shite - Jacknola
The contrast is stark and compelling. 14-1 and the bayou is silent as a grave except for the meow of hurt, limping tigers defensively growling like cornered beasts at anyone who mentions the sad outcome. Compare this to what would have been going on had the tigers won... yowls of triumph, STTDB, ...
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re: Got him now. LSU fans want Saban's azz over boat rides for his players. - Jacknola
OMG!! I just read that line over on Tr. It is a classic stereotype post...and perhaps it even exceeds the usual fantasy exposed in that pool of ignorance, delusion, and paranoia. A cheerleader with moniker “tigersbb” has lead the charge, authoritatively expounding on an incredible interpretation...
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re: Got him now. LSU fans want Saban's azz over boat rides for his players. - Jacknola
Someone should call the FBI......
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re: Which Bama poster do you prefer: Jacknola or cajunbama? - Jacknola
I don’t usually respond to idiots...but this “cajunbama alter” crapola is crap. Some thin skinned weasel LSU whiners sicced the mods on me once claiming we were the same person, but I proved to them I am a one-and-only. I’m elsewhere on the net you know.... CB is a solid citizen and an excellent con...
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Thank you Northshore LA - Jacknola
Last year it was Devonta Smith, Amite, one hero of NC game...now this year his cousin, Eddie Smith from Slidell, is going to Tuscaloosa. To quote a famous politician, “that giant sucking sound” across the borders is keeping the Alabama pipeline full. What is peculiar is he didn’t even get an inquir...
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re: Week 1 Television - Jacknola
[quote]Alabama Polytechnic sounds gay[/quote] In that case how about using Alabama Homotechnic?...
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