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You could have thrown a dart at a map and gotten more accurate information.
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Lane wants to create a legacy like Saban he’s not going to take a job and try to create that in Sabans shadow…


He’s literally doing that at LSU
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Ole Miss’ team this year is not good enough to win a natty.


Then Lane should pass that information to the playoff committee and end the controversy. It’s my understanding that all the teams should be able to win a championship.

re: Auburn’s new uniforms revealed

Posted by AUTubaHerd on 11/30/25 at 12:30 pm to
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I was probably just as surprised as you are.


Just admit you know nothing about college.
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Hell, bring in Reese Dismukes for OL coach …. even he would be a major improvement


Reese said on a podcast that we need to bring in Ryan Pugh, but that he’d be Ryan’s assistant.
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Why was I concerned about losing our WRs to the portal? They fricking suck


I’ve called out Coleman since last season for dropping easy completions. He’s had amazing circus catches to offset it a bit, but come on. If you’re so good, catch the balls that hit you in the hands.
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Freeze didn't even leave us talent


Left “talent” that can’t perform high school level skills like catching a ball that hits you in the hands. Either terrible evaluation or coaching.

re: Deuce Starting

Posted by AUTubaHerd on 11/22/25 at 1:05 pm to
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Deuce Starting


With a touchdown
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Did you know that FSU loss is the largest beatdown in bowl game history?


So the playoff committee was right.
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Nah it’ll sort itself out if you just win, but it’s just dumb logic and makes no sense.


It’s actually a pretty good litmus test. Championship level football usually requires a reliable run game. Otherwise an off night passing shuts down your offense.

re: Retarded Ranking System

Posted by AUTubaHerd on 11/18/25 at 6:34 pm to
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Only 2 things matter in cfb, no matter how many times they tell us it will be different this year:


The BCS computer models were actually pretty good. Just needed more spots.

Instead they decided to let random people without football knowledge form the playoff committee.
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I don't know how many of you have ever dealt with Texas DPS Troopers


A former Texas State Trooper poisoned the oak trees at Toomer’s Corner, so we’re well aware of their impulse control issues.

re: How good is OU

Posted by AUTubaHerd on 11/16/25 at 5:10 pm to
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The stats say Oklahoma was dominated, the scoreboard says they won.


You may not know this being an OSU fan, but only Bama can beat Bama.
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I didn’t realize that Scott Woodward was a James Carville crony until I just read it in on TR.


That’s the least surprising thing I’ve heard in all this.
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How are they screwing this up worse than any other team looking for a new coach


LSU may have a case that Woodward was fired for cause, because he genuinely seems to have screwed over the university. Largely by not reading the contract he supposedly wrote.

They’re going to have to pay Kelly, though.
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If his agent did reach out, wouldn't they want to somewhat keep it on the down low to avoid upsetting his current school


It’s the opposite. The agents will leak to journalists to try to get their client payed more.
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As an example, Im glad Auburn is taking a stand with Damari and NIL. Little shat said he did not quit. He was willing to work out and go to meetings, he just did not want to play....but he didnt quit. WTF kind of world is this kid living in?


That’s especially crazy given Cobb was injured last Saturday and they had to play a kid who should still be in high school. Just so selfish.

re: Why Hugh Freeze failed at Auburn

Posted by AUTubaHerd on 11/3/25 at 8:41 pm to
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Reporters have said 3 words kept popping up to describe him (even by players that said they really never knew him).


Conveniently, all the reporters waited until it no longer mattered to report these bombshells.
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Does his president know that?


He is the president.