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re: Auburn Vs Purdue Game Thread

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/20/25 at 6:19 pm to Fearless_and_True
Haha me too! Last night in Bama game, I wasn’t watching and OU was up 17. In turn it in and Bama scored the literal first play I watched.

I’m convinced I’m a jinx on all sports
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re: Portal Extravaganza - Drago lumberjack splitting Woodyard edition

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/18/25 at 7:47 pm to ihateidiots18
Can everyone just remember the portal hasn’t even opened yet?

I don’t doubt the guys who have announced are leaving, but please stop acting like we aren’t gonna pull 30 guys in from the portal.

Will they be studs or not - time will tell, but Jesus the lack of any reasonable patience with some of you schmucks is just exhausting
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re: Auburn has the formula for the new playoff system

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/12/25 at 9:37 pm to Atxgump
For people who don’t know, AU fans/alumni have started to run the state corporately — because as everyone knows most bama fans are Tim Walz— and so now they project even though they are in the playoff.

Smallest collective testicles I’ve ever seen by a fan base. You got blue bloods and Bama blue balls
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re: Byrum Brown

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/12/25 at 4:59 pm to SECdragonmaster
Just watched that BB video. Bring him in regardless of what the consequences may be
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re: Would the CFP committee take a chance on a three loss team winning the national title?

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/6/25 at 11:43 pm to Jetstream 2000
You should be penalized in any game where you look like arse, regardless of whether it was a pointless “extra” game.

Your play fricking matters. Don’t sign up for it and then bitch when it burns you.

But te committee is absolute gutless and will put Bama with a bye
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So let me get this straight - please help on the analysis

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/6/25 at 11:30 pm
The first game of the season butt-raping to a shite team shouldn’t be weighed because hey - it’s the first game we all frick up.

The last game of the season scraping by a paltry rival should actually HELP you because you went for it on 4th and 2?


The championship game butt-raping shouldn’t count because no team in a championship should be punished (oh and you went for it on 4th and 2 and got curbstomped).

How do you square this - what fricking games matter anymore?
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-3 Rushing

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/6/25 at 11:00 pm
-3 Rushing fricking yards.

In a championship game.

If you don’t think that’s significant then you’re a massive Tim Waltz.

But the committee has no spine and will gloss over this.

Remember - Bama had the guts to go for it on 4th and 2 against a 5 win AU - what courage!

They did it tonight and got curbstomped. Will be a nothingburger with the puppets
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re: Boosters have gone cheap and Auburn is imploding

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/5/25 at 11:04 pm to Grenada
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Auburn definitely doesn't have the recruiting power it used to


We had back to back top 10 classes despite losing seasons the last 2 years. Our class this year sucks on paper due to (1) it was always going to be a small class, (2) Hugh completely mailed it in this spring.

Point being, if Auburn has a somewhat engaged coach, they will recruit top 15 easily, and past history shows that.
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re: 2026 Recruiting Thread

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/5/25 at 2:10 pm to TheJones
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Thompson defensive back Damonta Tabb
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who is listed at 6-foot-3 and 195 pounds
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Tabb helped lead Thompson to the 7A state championship. He finished with 78 tackles, including 50 solos, four tackles for loss, 11 pass deflections, a fumble recovery and 11 interceptions


but is unranked?! What the frick
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re: Auburn vs NC State/ Will Wade Game thread

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/3/25 at 10:04 pm to Bigbens42
Good god the threes for both teams
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re: Auburn vs NC State/ Will Wade Game thread

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/3/25 at 10:02 pm to Rhymenoceros
JFC Hall!!
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re: Auburn vs NC State/ Will Wade Game thread

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/3/25 at 9:59 pm to auyushu
I’ve never synced up the AU broadcast with the TV feed like I have tonight. Like perfectly timed - just thought y’all should know.

Not that I love Andy, but the wife’s asleep and listening on headphones and I’m quite proud of my efforts, unlike the turnovers
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re: SEC Shorts going after Kiffin

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/3/25 at 8:25 pm to PJinAtl
I think that actor is an AU fan. He always plays the AU bit.

Hope that was just the warm up video - pretty meh considering all the material they had to work with.
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re: Auburn vs NC State/ Will Wade Game thread

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/3/25 at 8:21 pm to jangalang
LFG - in classic Commy fashion the Red Russian has distracted us from who we are as a hardwood school.

Let’s get back to our roots and beat some arse.
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re: Who was it in here that said... (possibly NSFW)

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/3/25 at 2:09 pm to AuburnCPA
Sydney is hot as hell, but there are thousands of equally pretty girls on most SEC campuses. That’s the truth for most celebrities as well.

Don’t know why it’s gotta be an issue - female hotness is not a scarce resource, and the more the merrier
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re: 2026 Recruiting Thread

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/3/25 at 7:21 am to jvilletiger25
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I’d rather hit the portal hard than sign a bunch of USF commits and other 3*


Yeah, but we will likely have a good number of portal losses so the spots will still be available.
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re: 2026 Recruiting Thread

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/2/25 at 8:03 pm to pirate75
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Trust me, he and his teammates have looked at stuff.


Well trust me, our fans and our new coaches have looked at his play.

I want Cam to stay badly, but if he thinks he deserves a complete pass on some of his play, or if he thinks other schools fans wouldn’t say the same thing, he’s nuts.
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re: 4* Safety Bralan Womack commits to the 0x National Champion MSU Bulldogs

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/2/25 at 4:19 pm to michaeldwde
Ship has probably sailed, and not sure what sorta NIL State has for him, but Durkin being retained may make the next 24 hours interesting.
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re: Auburn is hiring Alex Golesh as head football coach!

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/2/25 at 6:37 am to FlyDownTheField
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Best part of all of this is that if Golesh busts, we'll likely get Kodi Burns as interim at some point.

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re: Sorry, Auburn. I root for you, but any head coach who feels the need to use "frickin'"

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/1/25 at 5:49 pm to Evolved Simian
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Golesh's favorite word is the f-bomb


He dropped like five bombs in the video speaking to the team for the first time yesterday. Lots of bleeps by the AU media staff lol
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re: What's the Coaching Staff going to be?

Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/1/25 at 6:50 am to jt33
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I know he's really close with Deuce so that will be something to watch.


If Deuce would spur a HC whose offense is tailermade for him (while making millions) to follow an off-field coach, then that would be a bad business decision.

I get relationships, but got to see the bigger picture. Now if he left for tOSU or something, I’d be pissed but would understand the move
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