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Rhymenoceros
| Favorite team: | Auburn  |
| Location: | Atlanta, Georgia |
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| Number of Posts: | 4720 |
| Registered on: | 11/5/2012 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: Portal Extravaganza - here’s to you Mr. Robinson, the portal loves you more edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/3/26 at 3:24 pm to jvilletiger25
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The kid that wasn’t even the starter at Mercer until the starter got injured? Yeah, ok
I live in Macon, and the Mercer QB won the equivalent of the freshmen heisman and absolutely carved up teams. I’d take him with open arms. He’s gonna be a player somewhere. He was truly like Joe Burrow just lacked the measurables
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re: Portal Extravaganza - here’s to you Mr. Robinson, the portal loves you more edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/3/26 at 9:19 am to metafour
MOAR
re: Watching the highlights of Pete Golding slapping Kirby directly across the face
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:44 pm to captdalton
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In the new portal era that system isn’t as successful. Now days you need to identify and obtain a star QB and figure out how to make a patchwork roster of experienced players and first year transfers into a cohesive unit in one season. I think that is one reason Indiana is such a juggernaut. While many of the players are transfers, many transferred together from JMU with Cignetti. So even though technically they are transfers, they all have years of experience playing together in the same system.
So - according to your own analysis- Auburn is about to run the state once Brown commits?
Byrum Brown- Cam Newton Lite
7 of the most productive skill players coming with him
Defense largely intact.
Do tell Cap - why will AU suck next year then?
re: Robby Ashford Player of the Game
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:23 pm to HDAU
For the love of jang, can we not go here.
Robby fricking sucked
Robby fricking sucked
re: Robby Ashford Looks Pretty Good Tonight
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:21 pm to captdalton
No retort?
Enjoy the Indiana dick in your arse and prayers for your dog/wife.
Enjoy the Indiana dick in your arse and prayers for your dog/wife.
re: Robby Ashford Looks Pretty Good Tonight
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:14 pm to captdalton
You started a thread trying to be cheeky about Auburn QBs, whilst your own is a fricking bloody vagina.
Stop
Stop
re: Robby Ashford Looks Pretty Good Tonight
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:10 pm to captdalton
Your QB gave up mid game. Id rather have no QB than that pussy
re: Robby Ashford Looks Pretty Good Tonight
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 11:06 pm to captdalton
Looks better than Ty Simpson for sure
re: Portal Extravaganza - here’s to you Mr. Robinson, the portal loves you more edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 1/2/26 at 10:16 pm to Beatleaholic
247 has Byrum Brown as committed to Auburn on their portal rankings.
Edit - it may just be predictions but weird they only have it for a couple of guys
Edit - it may just be predictions but weird they only have it for a couple of guys
re: A Possible Way Forward (long post)
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/30/25 at 11:19 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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You want to create apathy in a fanbase? Say that your ceiling is 9 wins. That was the bullshite that was spewed for decades at Ole Miss. And that’s exactly what it is. bullshite. Especially at a place with the resources Auburn has
Pretty sure he’s talking about the short-term and not decades like Ole Miss. Just like your success is very likely to be short term and OM will fall back to its historical place, and probably pretty soon.
re: Portal Extravaganza - here’s to you Mr. Robinson, the portal loves you more edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/30/25 at 1:34 pm to AUCom96
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So no QB, receiver corps gutted, defense and line looking thin...
APB out on Cobb?
Alvin just posted a pic of him, Cam and Deuce with a stock rising emoji.
He gone.
re: Portal Extravaganza - here’s to you Mr. Robinson, the portal loves you more edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/30/25 at 1:32 pm to jt33
I dont think you are getting it -- why self admit an infraction?
We all speed, but you dont put a sign on top of your car that says "I'm speeding, look at me!". That player could be required to sit a couple of games, by admitting an infraction. You cant even ask someone to walk on.
There's a REASON no one entering the portal as committed yet, although I am sure more than half already know exactly where there going.
Plus -- what would be the reason for announcing now anyway? The coaches and players probably already know who is coming or not. merely appeasing fans for 3 days is not a reason to get a recruiting infraction against a school
We all speed, but you dont put a sign on top of your car that says "I'm speeding, look at me!". That player could be required to sit a couple of games, by admitting an infraction. You cant even ask someone to walk on.
There's a REASON no one entering the portal as committed yet, although I am sure more than half already know exactly where there going.
Plus -- what would be the reason for announcing now anyway? The coaches and players probably already know who is coming or not. merely appeasing fans for 3 days is not a reason to get a recruiting infraction against a school
re: Portal Extravaganza - here’s to you Mr. Robinson, the portal loves you more edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/30/25 at 1:23 pm to jt33
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A player announcing his intent to play for another school is not tampering
Offering a player outside of the portal is the definition of tampering. He cant commit without an offer. Yes, everyone is tampering, but a commitment is just asking for a recruiting infraction.
re: Portal Extravaganza - here’s to you Mr. Robinson, the portal loves you more edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/30/25 at 1:17 pm to jt33
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Not a rule in the world stopping him from committing and announcing his intent. Just can't sign until Friday.
Umm, yeah there is a rule called tampering. Committing to a team prior to entering an open portal would be telling the world there has been improper communication between a school and a player. Yes, we all know its going on, but its illegal.
re: AU @ UGA this Saturday
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/30/25 at 1:13 pm to AUTiger789
I'll be there Saturday. Bought tickets a few weeks back as a Christmas present. Probably overpaid, but oh well -- hope its worth it.
re: 2026 Recruiting Thread: 4* WR Brady Marchese commits!
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/28/25 at 12:02 pm to TheJones
Was a long time UGA commit prior to flipping on ESD.
Good pickup
Good pickup
re: Portal Extravaganza - here’s to you Mr. Robinson, the portal loves you more edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/27/25 at 6:02 pm to jangalang
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I saw a bit of lack of discipline
That’s laziness. Coaching to blame for sure, but discipline is a direct result of your work ethic.
re: Auburn Vs Purdue Game Thread
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/20/25 at 6:19 pm to Fearless_and_True
Haha me too! Last night in Bama game, I wasn’t watching and OU was up 17. In turn it in and Bama scored the literal first play I watched.
I’m convinced I’m a jinx on all sports
I’m convinced I’m a jinx on all sports
re: Portal Extravaganza - here’s to you Mr. Robinson, the portal loves you more edition
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/18/25 at 7:47 pm to ihateidiots18
Can everyone just remember the portal hasn’t even opened yet?
I don’t doubt the guys who have announced are leaving, but please stop acting like we aren’t gonna pull 30 guys in from the portal.
Will they be studs or not - time will tell, but Jesus the lack of any reasonable patience with some of you schmucks is just exhausting
I don’t doubt the guys who have announced are leaving, but please stop acting like we aren’t gonna pull 30 guys in from the portal.
Will they be studs or not - time will tell, but Jesus the lack of any reasonable patience with some of you schmucks is just exhausting
re: Auburn has the formula for the new playoff system
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/12/25 at 9:37 pm to Atxgump
For people who don’t know, AU fans/alumni have started to run the state corporately — because as everyone knows most bama fans are Tim Walz— and so now they project even though they are in the playoff.
Smallest collective testicles I’ve ever seen by a fan base. You got blue bloods and Bama blue balls
Smallest collective testicles I’ve ever seen by a fan base. You got blue bloods and Bama blue balls
re: Byrum Brown
Posted by Rhymenoceros on 12/12/25 at 4:59 pm to SECdragonmaster
Just watched that BB video. Bring him in regardless of what the consequences may be
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