LsuGuy'n'TexasDB9

I went to high school and played ball with a bunch of guys in saban's 2007 class, josh chapman, kerry murphy, patrick crump, etc.. not sure what their class ranking ended up being but it was outside the top ten i know. that next year Saban landed julio jones and star jackson and ended up with the number one class. Julio was a poor kid from foley alabama in high school but chapman and kerry and crump all swore and swear til this day that him and star jackson both showed up to Bama's campus with brand new rides. Julio had an escalade, and the seats were customized with his name in them and the works. Bama got them deep pockets :spank:

Went into the bathroom at a truckstop in Cusseta, Alabama once while wearing an LSU hat. I'm taking a leak in the urinal minding my own and some little redneck guy comes in and uses the urinal beside me. A few seconds into his peeing and he looks over at me and i assume he sees my hat. Guy decides to raise a leg and let loose a gurgly arse ripping fart probably close to 4 or 5 seconds long that clearly sounded like his butt had been tampered with and followed it with a prompt "Roll tide" all while staring at me.
My response was "man, you might wanna check your pants after that one." as i walk over and start to wash my hands. he just laughed, started whistling andy griffith, didnt wash his hands when he was finished, and walked out. :rolleyes: