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I had not heard that, huge if true. Can't review posts for accuracy because it looks like my phone will get AIDS from that content.
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We were the better team. We beat ourselves, six years running. We won’t have another chance until 2027 because we can’t win in Tuscaloosa.

Is that how you do it bama?


B minus effort. I have added detail for clarity.

Correct. And yet, he still murdered Chex. Only specific player (to my knowledge) who has legitimately killed a poster.
For those too young to remember, there was once a beloved poster here named Chex/AuburnTigers. Sure, he was legitimately retarded but he was one of us. Then, in a series of events so horrifyingly medieval it deserves its own history class, Ryan Williams (of all people!!!) stole his manhood and…..probably killed him.

Chex was last seen issuing the desperate plea below in late August. Since then: Auburn has abandoned even the pretense of being a “basketball school,” fired their football coach, and Husky Harsin has extended his undefeated streak over Auburn, and the series streak now stands at 6 games. Worse yet, there are rumors Auburn has now hired a high school coach out of Florida. Truly, the darkest of timelines on the plains.

If anyone knows Chex’s whereabouts, please remind him that help exists and that a few of us still care. Meanwhile, Ryan Williams roams free like the villain he is. Justice will come… someday, maybe.



Cheers to Bama! (a cry for help)












re: Lane’s contract

Posted by thatthang on 12/1/25 at 11:30 am to
Wild numbers. Impossible to turn down that huge salary increase. Not sure why anyone would expect otherwise from him.
Why are all the LSU fans melting down about this?
Good grief LSU fans are absolutely melting down in this OM bash thread.
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Unfortunately Juice was euthanized after not entering the plane to BR


Actually laughed out loud here. Good job.

re: Lane 7 years 91Mil

Posted by thatthang on 12/1/25 at 10:01 am to
Hard to turn down that massive bump in salary.
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Give me a fricking break man have you read the board today?


Yep. It’s fricking wild. All the LSU fans are absolutely losing their minds seeking validation from Alabama fans, as we see here with this thread. Very odd and very sad.

re: This board was right about LSU

Posted by thatthang on 11/30/25 at 3:31 pm to
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Any reservation I had about hiring LK disappears every time I read these threads. The fear other fanbases have for him tells me everything I need to know. Great hire.


Your opinions on matters are not your own, and instead they are entirely shaped by the opinions of your perceived enemies? What a spineless, beta, baby back bitch you are. You are a shell of a man. Imagine going through life like this- yikes.

re: Alex Golesh Perfect for Auburn

Posted by thatthang on 11/30/25 at 2:00 pm to
Yeah I think it’s an outstanding hire.

re: If Kiffin Leaves for Bama

Posted by thatthang on 11/30/25 at 1:12 pm to
I don’t know why you’re confused here. Bama doesn’t want him. They didn’t want him when Saban retired, they don’t want him now, and they won’t want him in the future. And yet, if Bama did want him he’d jump in a heartbeat. There’s no contradiction, it’s really that simple.
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This melt is glorious & I haven’t been this excited since a couple years ago when we hired Brian Kelly.


Fify, because no one likes a liar…especially around Christmas time.

re: Ty Simpson

Posted by thatthang on 11/29/25 at 10:51 pm to
Yep. He’s retarded as frick. Wild how he could still frick auburn like that, all things considered

re: Six straight over Auburn

Posted by thatthang on 11/29/25 at 10:42 pm to
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My flex was UGA has won more than 6 in a row against AU. You figs tried changing the subject with a different flex.


What a wild melt!
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Can beat a team


Thanks bro!

re: @FBI time to open an investigation

Posted by thatthang on 11/29/25 at 10:35 pm to
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We lost to bama... so yeah definitely.


Right, that’s all we’re saying

re: Is Simpson hearing impaired?

Posted by thatthang on 11/29/25 at 10:34 pm to
You are melting across multiple threads. Why?