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re: Ban Request: Tophog1

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/10/12 at 10:28 am to
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I'm sure Poncho will stalk me for weeks on end, compiling a list, making a thread, etc, etc....


You're correct. You're a target now. After my few warnings, I really tried to tone it down. I failed.

Once you have a target on your back, it's only a matter of time.

re: Ban Request: Tophog1

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/10/12 at 10:16 am to
TopHog

There isn't a difference. A lot of us have been banned and had to serve time for constant flaming. You seem to be on the same path I was, bruh. I warn you...that path leads nowhere, bruh. The law is swift and fierce in the rant, bruh.

re: Ban Request: Tophog1

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/10/12 at 10:00 am to
Wow, TopHog. It must have went over your head that I was giving you half assed props. Whatever. You deserve to get banned, bruh. Good luck, bruh.

re: Ban Request: Tophog1

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/10/12 at 9:42 am to
TopHog is a mizzerable douche who flames all day long and brags about it (sort of like I used to do before I got banned ).

However, I'd never start a thread to get someone banned because that's douchier than the douche you're trying to get banned! What's up with snitches?

TopHog, if you suddenly disappear from thread, you deserved it but but it sucks that you have to go out due to a snitch.
TopHog

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re: 2013 Arkansas Recruiting Thread - Football & Basketball Commits (Posted on 2/9/12 at 12:31 p.m. to ocelot4ark)


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I'm doing some good fishing over in the Rant, boys


I guess TopHog is a self proclaimed fisherman of Mizzou dweebs. This guy is a joke.

"Come on, fellas! Let's go fish the Mizzou threads!
"...brah, da bruh, da bruh, da bruh, bruh bruh. Brah, da bruh, da bruh, da bruh, bruh bruh. brah, da bruh, da bruh, da bruh, bruh bruh."

TogHog. Poser.




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TopHog


This is standard TopHog,

"Come on, bruh! You a dweeb, bruh. Bring it at me, bruh. I troll the frick outta ya Mizzou fricks, bruh. Can't hang with me up in here, bruh. Finish that joke, bruh. I'm sure it's sick, bruh. GTFO and DIAF, bruh."

TopHog, you're one douchey bruh, bruh.
I think Kills has found his place over in the OT. Who knows if he'll ever come back for smack talk and Piggy Poaching?


Come on fellas (and ladies), surely you don't think that I was completely gone while in banland. I was still monitoring the board. And it was very apparent that Mizzoukills was championing for my return. Thanks, Kills!

He did make nice with Latarian and I must admit that I regurgitated my oyster stew when I realized that Kills and Latarian were making nice.

However, Kills is still posting on this board. He's just been focused in the workout thread over in the OT. He's very much here.

I will claim him as a brother though. Regardless, I'm glad to be back! But the animal has been tamed...
Well, I'm just happy we swept the blowhorns on our way out.

Latarian,

I like a rivalry based on hate. Just because I can't stand Arkanpuke doesn't mean I wouldn't love playing you all each year.
latarian

Actually, mizzou's last 3 QBs were drafted into the NFL. We'll have 4 in a couple of years.

One has a super bowl ring, even though he didn't play. Still has a super bowl ring.
I agree with TJ Moe. You don't agree with him? Do u like Mizzou? If you weren't from the paradise of SW MO, but rather Arkanpuke, do u think you'd like Missouri? Serious question...
There's a big 12 fan on this thread? WTF?!!! You know a conference is bad when u troll in another conference message board. He's probably fingering his butt while reading responses to his flame...

re: SEC guide to Missouri

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/8/12 at 2:57 pm to
Thanks, Coast Tea, for helping secure my work release...

re: SEC guide to Missouri

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/8/12 at 2:55 pm to
TPAWZ is learnin...

re: SEC guide to Missouri

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/8/12 at 2:51 pm to
Twaffles

Most are twaffles, some have grown on me. But (just my opinion) you haven't made a name for yourself until you've flamed the Hog Lot, been banned for it, and then brought back from the dead (with the help of some very gracious ranters, I might add). Until then, would "noob" the right word?

re: SEC guide to Missouri

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/8/12 at 2:35 pm to
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Playing nice does not compute.


Dude, I've learned that if you flame the piglets, you'll get banned. They'll flame the shite out of everyone, but they're kind of like God's Chosen People. If you mess with them, the wrath of God with fall upon your shoulders...

re: SEC guide to Missouri

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/8/12 at 2:28 pm to
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oh shite

Zou Animal
Missouri Fan
Battlefield
Member since Nov 2011
666 posts


Holy shite!!!

That's how I roll, Sas.

re: SEC guide to Missouri

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/8/12 at 2:14 pm to


Eldon, sir, is nothing but scumbags.

re: SEC guide to Missouri

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/8/12 at 2:03 pm to
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Eldon, Versailles, Tuscumbia and Camdenton.


All terrible places. When people associate meth with Missouri, it's because of these four areas. Worst part of the state...
I think Kilo, Quantrill, and I could police the influx of Mizzou posters. I know how much everyone hates Mizzou, especially when a new Mizzou poster arrives and starts a first-time thread talking about Missouri's involvement in the Civil War.

Please consider Zou, Kilo, and Quantrill as your Missouri deputies. Deputize us, Chicken!

re: SEC guide to Missouri

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/8/12 at 1:56 pm to
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AUnite


I know. Deep breath...in....out....in...out. Alright. I'm cool. I can already tell I'm going to love TPaws...
I'd like to be an SECr Admin. Please consider my inquiry.

Respectfully,

Zou Animal

re: SEC guide to Missouri

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/8/12 at 1:47 pm to
Zou angry! Zou very angry! I have an effing headache and this guy spouts off false shite about the great State of Missouri, second in prestige only to Delaware.

What an effing turdball. If anyone wants a real education about Missouri, I'll shoot it to you straight. But since I know that no one cares, I would rather this thread fall into a nuclear plant's cooling pond.

This dude thinks he knows what he's talking about and he's from Eldon! fricking Eldon. By the way, the area he's from is exactly why Missouri has a bad rap.

re: SEC guide to Missouri

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/8/12 at 1:36 pm to
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mta504


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Mizzou...STFU. You know nothing about the SEC or your impending butt f*cks in your future


You STFU, turd dick! We know far more about the SEC than you know about Mizzou. Take your uneducated rant to the Douchebag.com forum...

re: SEC guide to Missouri

Posted by Zou Animal on 2/8/12 at 1:16 pm to
WTF?!!! This guy doesn't know what he's talking about. His assessment of the Ozarks is completely retarded and flat wrong. Southwest Missouri is probably the prettiest and best place to live in the entire State. Anything above the Missouri River is a waste of time.

And, Lake of the Ozarks isn't the best boating lake in Missouri. That would be Table Rock Lake, son.



God...how many times is this exact thread going to show up on the rant. Nice job on your analysis of Missouri. I smell a rat...