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[quote]She is not attractive.[/quote] Sure. But he’s a humongous douche, so it all kinda works out....

Hair dryer. Shower then blast them with the hottest setting you can stand, for as long as you can stand it. Get them as dry as humanly possible, then apply lotrimin liberally. Repeat every night; should only take a couple of days....

"Say it louder for those in the back". - Usually as a response from a woke, white, libtard woman....

I vaguely remember this. Pretty sure Conley could dunk from the free throw line....

[quote]This is laughable made up bull shite. They may be on the beaches for Memorial Day but nobody bakes in a car with toweles on the windows to have sex in midday sun, or even has a path to park cars on the sand "shore"(is this New Jersey) in Pensacola for that matter... Circle jerks in broad dayl...

Five pages and no Deftones. Shame. Also Sigur Ros & All Them Witches...

Don’t like that we don’t get Ben, but okay with not having Ravech. I haven’t watched ESPN for a while, but man he’s gone downhill since I did. Seems like he’s trying to be Costas (who I hate as welll) in coming up with the most profound descriptions of ordinary baseball occurrences. And he had a ...

How do you go from once dating Nas to now Bill Murray? She definitely doesn’t have a “type”....

[quote] If this score holds[/quote] That’s a Texas-size IF!!!...

[quote]I would gamble on Skenes. Just seems like a big, sturdy, durable dude like Gerrit Cole.[/quote] The Pirates had a guy like this before…. He sucked until he left that organization. His name was Gerrit Cole....

Bun B is better than Big Boi, IMO. Outkast and UGK are easily 1 and 2, interchangeable based on my mood. The Memphis groups are a step behind, but still light years better than anything put out in the last 10 years. ...

shite was awesome in the 80s and early 90s. Somewhere int the late 90s things turned for the worst....

[quote]He sure does have a type. But I thought he would have married the younger version he had on his arm a few years ago.[/quote] That’s the same girl....

[quote]Two Lowes employees fished my iPhone from a 12 foot storm gutter with a grate on top. I’ll be forever grateful.[/quote] Whew! I thought I was the only individual dumb enough to lose my keys in the drain. They use the magnet-on-a-string method?...

Magic Merlin sleep jacket. Thank me later....

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List of countries that pulled their ambasadors out of Turkey 24 hrs before earthquake struck. 1. USA 2. Canada 3. Britain 4. Germany 5. Belgium 6. Italy 7. Holland 8. France 9. Denmark 10. Australia...

[quote]I’ll give her a strong 8 rating[/quote] Damn. What’s your 9 look like? You saying 20% of chicks look better than her?...

She's bad, nobody is badder But she got more crabs than a seafood platter -Eazy E - Still Talkin'...

[link=(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D0p6Pd39ck)]Deftones - Stepping Out[/link]...