UVALAW2014

This username makes me appear to be a pretentious douchebag. I don't even attend the school anymore. I tried to make a new account and it has yet to be approved. Is there anyway I can get this account suspended and get my new one approved? My new username is TheAussieAssassin38 in honor of a certain punter. Is assassin inappropriate? If so, can I have that username changed to WingforHeisman? Thanks.

Bruising them with Ware, unleash Ford later seems to be the plan

You know, because when it comes to handling a scandal, Alleva has a fantastic track record. (sarcasm)

I met a bunch of Duke alums and when I told them I was an LSU grad they said "You guys took our AD that everybody hated. Why the hell did you guys hire him?"

They then proceeded to chat about how incompetent Alleva was at Duke, that his only qualification was his friendship with Coach K, and everyone at Duke thought he was a douchebag. When people think you're a douche at Duke, you have reached the upper-echelon of douchebaggery.

He pretty much fired the lacrosse coach with as much evidence of player guilt as there is of LSU players now.

I have absolutely no confidence this situation will be resolved in a smooth fashion. Alleva will go on a witch hunt to cover his arse.

Because I certainly can't find any.

When it's 1 AM in the morning and you can't sleep, this is what pops into your head.

Jonah Austin- The Whale, he's massive and Jonah the Whale, seems logical

Odell "Bend it Like" Beckham Jr

Jalen Collins- The Olive Branch Petition

La'el Collins- Flapjack, cause he'll pancake block yo arse

Micah Eugene- The Hebrew Headhunter

James Hairston- Hair, fairly obvious, seems to have hair Tony Kornheiser would fawn over

Kenny "Downhill" Hilliard

David Jenkins- The Hebron Hammer (admit it, that's clever)

Anthony Johnson- Freak seems to have caught on

Micky "Mouse" Johnson

Jarvis Landry- Marv'lous Jarvis

Alonzo Lewis- Hercules, mostly due to his ridiculous muscular body (that sounded sorta gay...)

Terrence Magee- Mr. Miyagi

Ronald "McDonald" Martin (Ok I'm getting lazy now, sue me, I should be sleeping)

Zach Mettenberger- The savior

Trevon Randle- The Notorious OLB

Jermauria Rasco- The rascal... sort of lame help me out here, I'm getting tired

Stephen Rivers- The Greek (he's from Athens)

"San" Quentin Thomas

Paul "the Burner" Turner

Trai Turner- The New Orleans Mauler

Corey "It don't matter if you're black or" White

Maybe I can sleep now...

Had some for dinner.

Brett Stephen is a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist...

When Utah State offers a long-snapper, you know he's legit.

Links would help, or at least a height/weight/position. Thanks for the post though.