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Location:Charleston, WV
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Posted by moonshyne61 on 9/25/11 at 7:53 pm
We haven't been beaten that bad at home in a decade. TM7 may be the best athlete in the country. :bow:
Oh yeah, an LSU fan kicked me in the nuts and spit on me while I was laying there. She tried to load a piss balloon but I staggered to my feet and ran. And this was during the National Anthem. :rotflmao:
Seriously, go get that crystal trophy. It was a pleasure to have a team of your caliber come to Morgantown, doesn't happen very often.
I wish that some of my fellow Mountaineer fans would realize that we got our asses handed to us last night by a great team. Referees, injuries, turnovers...blah blah blah... We got beat at home by 4 freaking TDs, I see no silver lining.
So it's on to the Big East schedule and the powerhouses of UConn, Louisville, Rutgers and the rest of murderer's row. :rolleyes:
The only way you guys lose a game is because of some kind of fluke bullshite or home cooking. Too much talent to NOT win the MNC.

Geaux Tigers!! :dude:

re: Last Post

Posted by moonshyne61 on 9/24/11 at 6:41 pm to
Thanks, guys.

PS, what's this board like after a Tiger loss? No, I'm not talking about tonight, just mean that this is a tough board. Wow.

Okay, THAT was my last post. :lol:

Last Post

Posted by moonshyne61 on 9/24/11 at 6:36 pm
I had a little hope that we(WV) would win tonight but it's fading fast. Especially after I saw the Maryland/Temple score today. Then I remembered the halftime score of the Norfolk freaking State game.
I've had fun on here this week and win or lose tonight, I hope both of us win out after tonight.
PLEASE beat Bammer like they stole something from you. Oops, sorry. j/k
Y'all have been great.

'shyner :cheers:

re: What the Sam Hill???!!??

Posted by moonshyne61 on 9/23/11 at 2:19 pm to
Just sittin' on the front porch doing some whittlin' while Shasta is frying up some deer balls(venison) for the tailgate tomorrow.
Looks like i might have to go out tonight and clean out some bars. Big East fans command respect. :pimp:

What the Sam Hill???!!??

Posted by moonshyne61 on 9/23/11 at 2:13 pm
I just got Tiger Baited sitting on my front porch. :angry:
What does a WV girl say during sex?

"Get off me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes."


I got a million of them.

re: West Virginia Fans

Posted by moonshyne61 on 9/22/11 at 9:43 pm to
LSU fans: :cheers:

re: Hello, Corndogs

Posted by moonshyne61 on 9/22/11 at 9:36 pm to
"I have a want for a re-match?"

:devil:

Hello, Corndogs

Posted by moonshyne61 on 9/22/11 at 8:54 pm
What will the newspaper headlines read Sunday morning?

Anyone?

Oh, Weaux is me, Tiger fans

Posted by moonshyne61 on 9/21/11 at 6:56 pm
My conference has been raided again. No other conference wants us. We will lose our BCS bid in 4, 3, 2, 1....
Please talk me in off the ledge. I can't take it anymore(sobbing uncontrollably).
I just want to wake up tomorrow and find that we've been invited to a major conference, prices of Moonpies have fallen, my car is off blocks, my sister still thinks I'm hot, and Jesco has moved out of my trailer.
I'm begging you for some words of encouragement. I know I can count on you. :wah:

re: Bremember me?

Posted by moonshyne61 on 9/19/11 at 5:11 pm to
No, Shasta is not a goat. Actually I broke up with a goat when I met Shasta at a cockfight.
Unfortunately Shasta's under the weather, recently had surgery "down there", we'll just call it a re-tread.
But she'll be there Saturday night to watch how fast a Tiger drops when struck by a Civil War-era Minie ball.
Your Big East invite rumor is heating up but remain calm for now. It will probably be announced by the Game Day crew.
Tell ol' Les that Shyner has the best shine and the greenest grass in WV.
Ah yes, WEST VIRGINIA, the state that brought the nation Soupy Sales, Nick Saban, Charlie Manson, Don Knotts and Randy Moss. We apologize for Saban.

Sincerely,
shyner

re: Bremember me?

Posted by moonshyne61 on 9/18/11 at 7:51 pm to
Slim Arnold's siter is HOT. This can be verified by the "special" teams.
Of all the Tiger folk, I'd like to party with Les Miles the most. The man likes grass, God love him.

re: Bremember me?

Posted by moonshyne61 on 9/18/11 at 7:37 pm to
I wish we had a catchy phrase like "Tiger Bait". Mountainer bait is stupid, unless you've seen the movie "Wrong Turn".
Please stick to the chartered roads on your map or else cannibalistic, inbred mouth-breathers will "welcome" you to Wild, Wonderful West Virginia.

Signed,
Acting Governor Earl Ray Tomblin

Bremember me?

Posted by moonshyne61 on 9/18/11 at 7:14 pm
Hi, kitty cats.
Me and Shasta had a wonderful time in BR last year. (Except for the Tiger fan that told me to go due south from N'Orleans to get to Baton Rouge. Not funny! I ran into a crayfish hootenanny with Powers Booth selling maps.)
But I digress.
The caged tiger gave me the willies. Kept giving me the stink eye. Do not bring him/her to Morgantown, I've got 6 pit bulls and a mongoose in my backyard.
So Shasta and I will be having a Blue Lot special tailgate and all Tiger fans are invited. I look forward to your presents(pun intended) and sharing some moonpies and shine.
Remember, I'm 6'3 240lbs and ripped. I've been with Slim Arnold's sister, who is my cousin, which makes her a possible future bride.
There is a rumor that we are about to extend a Big East invite to LSU, so you got that going for you.
Have a safe trip up and back, have fun interacting with my cousins, and may the best team win.

Toodles,
shyner