Favorite team:Alabama 
Location:Mayor of Wizard Township
Biography:I get offended when people use the word "tirpy"
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Occupation:Calibration Tech, Internet fitness instructor, and perennial American Idol auditioner
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Registered on:4/27/2010
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My favorite part about our defense is that no matter who the DC is our DBs never turn their head to look for the ball. When the receiver changes speed to catch a ball we run right through them instead of making a play on the ball. Really makes my heart happy

re: Coaching Search Thread

Posted by FleaMarketBill on 12/1/25 at 1:54 pm to
I honestly thought Freeze was going to be dangerous at Auburn. I have realized that I'm pretty much a dumbass at predicting success in college football.

re: Coaching Search Thread

Posted by FleaMarketBill on 12/1/25 at 1:51 pm to
Man it doesn't seem like anybody knows anything on these last two searches. I do enjoy all the speculation tho. It was entertaining and gave me some nice daydreams
I hope it works out. I'm sure I will be able to trick my brain into believing again right before the season starts. Arkansas has to show they are willing to spend to compete or just quit pretending and shut the motherfricker down. That's why I was all about Sam Pittman getting his raise regardless if he deserved it. Our pay is shite compared to the rest of the conference. We're supposedly rich af so I don't understand the reluctance to spend. Anyways, I passed the 40 mark last year and while I'm not "old" I just can't bring myself to give enough shits to be mad anymore

re: Coaching Search Thread

Posted by FleaMarketBill on 11/15/25 at 4:00 pm to
Maybe like a Dan Lanning or someone like that. A coach that is successful at a name program that you would never expect to come to Arkansas. Urban Meyer or Nick Saban coming out of retirement. Obviously what I'm saying is crazy, but why can't we for once be like HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT for football? <--- question directed at the cosmos not you unless you're the cosmos
Man I miss those days. I was in my 20s. While other people my age were trying to figure out what they wanted to do with their lives I went to bed with a smile on my face knowing that a corn dog was shitting mad

re: Coaching Search Thread

Posted by FleaMarketBill on 11/15/25 at 3:10 pm to
I have a real soft spot for the first Petrino run but I hope they clean house. Would be nice to see them do a Calapari type hire just to show the fan base there is still a sliver of hope for football
Take care of yourself Rev. I lost my brother earlier this week to a heart attack. The Razorbacks can't hurt me this year

re: Hi guys

Posted by FleaMarketBill on 4/3/25 at 2:06 pm to
I doubt you run anywhere these days
I like Sam and really wanted him to be the man. I thought everybody was jumping the gun early this season but clearly I was wrong. This feels like Bert's last year and Sam is looking defeated. Time to make a change

You guys remember?

Posted by FleaMarketBill on 10/31/23 at 11:42 am
You guys member the first half of the BYU game? Good times.
Nah I'm good lol. Me and Pittman will always have the first half of the BYU game
I'm not being a dickhead here Smacky, but no I didn't see that. I think your dislike of him is influencing that. If we lose most of the games in this 5 game stretch I'll be definitively on the fire him bandwagon

re: I'll eat the crow. I'm done.

Posted by FleaMarketBill on 9/16/23 at 10:47 pm to
If I'm being honest I see us getting McGangbanged in the next 4 or 5 weeks so I'm sure the fanbase will be fully reunited again in a few weeks

re: FIRE SAM PITTMAN

Posted by FleaMarketBill on 9/16/23 at 10:41 pm to
You'll have to wait until I wash the egg off my face

re: FIRE SAM PITTMAN

Posted by FleaMarketBill on 9/16/23 at 10:40 pm to
Well for clarification I just replied to the last post in that thread. I don't know who you are. But anyways let's get back to facts, mediocrity is yummy

re: FIRE SAM PITTMAN

Posted by FleaMarketBill on 9/16/23 at 10:14 pm to
Sorry Posi and Nuetral Hogs, I failed us. Skyscreamers enjoy your dub, you've been putting in work