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It is a wash. Alabama has averaged 31.7 offensive points per game under Deboer. Over the same 2 seasons Texas under Sark has averaged 31.8.

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Alabama's run game last year was historically bad, bad nationally in total rush yards and bad in ypc, outside of the top 100, ranked about the same as LSU

Granted, Texas' run game wasn't "good" or great by objective metrics but at least last year they ranked in the top 100 rush offenses and averaged over 4 ypc

I will grant 2024's rush offense was a wash but let's be honest: a lot of Alabama's rush numbers were attributed to what Milroe did with his legs and that kept defenses honest from stacking the box, wasn't really a traditional rushing offense

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For the past nearly 40 years, Bama very rarely gets blown out like they did in the Rose Bowl. I think those hoping for that will be greatly disappointed.

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I mean it's a trademark of Kalen's teams, they squared up against an all-time great Michigan team and their Joe Moore Award winning offensive line got destroyed

they squared up against a below-average OU team with Jackson Arnold at QB and a playoff spot almost locked in and got demolished 24-3 and it could've been worse

they CLEARLY weren't ready to play a highly motivated FSU team week 1 and we all saw how that went

they got away with a ton of close wins in 2025 Kalen DeBoer 2023 Washington style then got belt to arse so badly in the SEC title game against a UGA team seeking vengeance and boy with -3 rushing yards surrendered they got it

and the ultimate embarrassment for a P4 legendary program getting absolutely destroyed vintage Bama Saban style by Cignetti-coached Indiana in the playoff, they completely looked like they didn't belong

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He cost LSU boosters $130 million dollars. So I am happy too!

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Yeah like we were going to spend a premium on a coach who couldn't even run for positive yardage against Georgia in the SEC title game nor score a touchdown against Indiana

You can keep his arse and Grubb's since Grubb's the real problem, keep them forever

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BigAL Golesh

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Bro as much as the rest of the college football universe hates Alabama and wishes they would fall to average relevance ie where the top tier non-blue bloods are

Keeping their asses in your mouth ensures their sustained relevance just keep them out of your mouth unprovoked

Texas A&M has a law school?

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Lanes resume isnt anywhere close to Kalens either.

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Comparing apples to oranges here

Kalen inherited the most stacked and legendary program in the nation from Nick who still keeps an office at the stadium and sits with Byrne at UA basketball home games

Lane inherited an (at the time) shitty Ole Miss program and made it one of the best football programs in the country year in and year out without the built-in recruiting and brand advantages Kalen has with Nick and Bama's NFL draft track record

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The only one is Kirby. You could possibly make an argument for Sark, but Kalen is 2-0 against him.

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Venables has also beaten Kalen twice, if we're using that logic, Venables has that advantage over him.

Also, for context's sake, Kalen beat Sark the first time with a hot Washington team on a 6-game winning streak and that was an 8-4 Big 12 Texas team at the time while Sark was rebuilding the program. Not exactly equals playing equals Mano a Mano there. The Sugar Bowl semifinal Kalen barely beat Texas that game. All comes down to this: whose offense you want your team running? Kalen's or Sark's? I thought so.

Also, Sark has a better record than Kalen the last 2 years

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He's also beaten Kirby twice.

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I'm sure that bothers Kirby daily while he polishes his back to back SEC championship rings :lol:

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2002 - 10-3, top 15 finish (Coaches poll)

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That team beat the shite out of LSU in Death Valley that season 31-0

Saban's worst loss as a college head coach

Hopefully this year at home

And this time, we DON'T rush the field because it's just another Saturday for LSU football :cheers:

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No.

Just following the Posting Guidelines:

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9. DO choose a subject line that accurately describes the content of your post. Do not use deceptive subjects to attract attention to your post. Do not use one or two-word subjects that provide no description. And do not post in ALL CAPS.

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Your attempts at lying to cover that up is pathetic, you clearly named your topic

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More LSU Trash

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to talk shite, got called out, and edited your title to try to save face then lied about it

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Posting a news segment and a police memorandum is now considered talking shite to LSU fans. Fascinating.

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You edited your title from

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More LSU Trash

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Former LSU RB Richard Murphy suspected of double vehicular homicide

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because we rightfully called you Bammers out on your hypocritical bullshite, kick rocks!