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JJ got us to 13-0. FACT.


He didn't play the first 4 games. FACT.
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i think this is a legitimate conversation.


Definitely.

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Bama struggled with LSUs option with Jefferson and Ford, who is the "speed" RB. Historically, turf plays faster, so it could turn out to be the difference between a 1st down or 4th and 2 or something like that.


Everything fitz said plus LSU will be even faster to the corner on offense and defense. This should negate some of our weakness at linebacker and some of Bama's strenght at linebacker.
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when bama loses a second time in january..


..trailer parks will burn and Paul Finebaum will stop fapping to a photo of Saban.
Will Michigan ever win a MNC? Will Ohio State ever win it without help from the refs? Who gives a frick about Big 10 football? Take the lame irrelevant shite somewhere else.

re: Check this out (Pic Inside)

Posted by Shaka Zulu on 12/1/11 at 8:14 pm to
Obviously a guy with too much time and money on his hands.

re: T Boone Pickens will have his say.

Posted by Shaka Zulu on 11/27/11 at 9:01 pm to
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Gas in Louisiana might go up to $5.50 gal


T Boone controls very little crude and has no refining capacity that I'm aware of, so he ain't got any control over mogas prices.
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Garth Brooks


Does this include Chris Gaines as well, or is that a separate purse?
Husker Nation and ESPN never stopped the GOAT talk about the 1996 team. Honestly, if we had an identifiable starting QB, it would be different. But who cares? I just want crystal football #3.
When natty was over $15, he had a lot more swag. Under $4, not so much.
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Maybe this has happened before.


Yeah, but next year CLM will attempt to become the first team to win the MNC with 3 losses, just to keep it interesting, my friends.
This has merit and is definitely Milesean.
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he started contact right at the goalline. Not really that late to be called.


The P&G glasses are welded on some people.

ETA: The punter got up off of the ground and sprinted to close from 15 to 20 yards back. Anyone who doesn't appreciate that never say Don Beebe swat the ball out of Leon Lett's hand or can't appreciate fighting until the final whistle.

re: New To The Tiger Rant!!

Posted by Shaka Zulu on 11/27/11 at 8:23 pm to
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New To The Tiger Rant!!


You're not truly broken in until you've started a thread about:

The Bama Rematch

JJ/JL QB debacle

Les Miles is the Most Interesting Man in the World
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Southerners who don't get out often don't realize the anti-SEC sentiment that exists out there.


Is that in Arizona State or Los Angeles where they can't fill a stadium? Nothing matters more than SEC football. Seriously. Think about it.
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is that Mett in both pics? If so then why did he take his shorts off?? 1st pic - purple boxers? , 2nd pic - khaki shorts?




Wookie meets Abercrombie and Finch wannabe.
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i can also guarantee that if Lee had made those horrible plays you wouldn't have heard one boo. take that however you want...but its a fact.


Choctaw, you mad because JJ isn't a fan fav? Let's get two things straight:

1.) JJ is the undisputed starting QB and nothing besides the BRPD is going to change that.

2.) (as posted earlier) JJ never was and will never be a fan favorite. Don't like it? Learn to deal with it.
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depends on the season.....right now its the people who complain. any more questions?


Right now? We could be at an important breakthrough in ranter relations. What time factor or other event is involved in your rationale?
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you could name this board the "Bitch about LSU football here" board....doesn't mean y'all wouldn't look stupid for doing it.



Ah, Choctaw. Always classy, huh? You are always one post away from an ad homenim attack. A simple question for you. Who is more stupid - the people who complain or the people who complain about the people who complain?

re: Rematches Suck

Posted by Shaka Zulu on 11/26/11 at 9:43 pm to
Yes, rematches suck. As a fan, they really suck. But you are right about this:

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Yeah but do you remember beating UGA the 2nd time in Atlanta? It was worse that year. Nobody, and I do mean, nobody gave LSU a snowball's chance in hell of beating UGA in their own backyard.

It was a feeling of "how dare those LSU fans think they're gonna beat the might UGA bulldogs, they were damn lucky to beat them in their home stadium that year because of missed field goals."

Sound familiar? It was so freaking sweet waxing them in the rematch. This will be that, plus some. Granted, we beat Bama in their own backyard already so it's a little different, but it still feels the same.
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There has been an awfully lot of crow eating by the media this season... Why stop now?


We could beat Bama every week, but they'd still be the "better team".

ETA: So, it's best just to ignore the media. Pretty sure Les does.
Michigan man. Brian Griese commentates as well as he quarterbacked.
I don't give a flip if we play Bama, Oregon, OSU, Houston,1988 Hurricanes, 1996 Cornhuskers, etc., but consider this:

Has any college football team ever lost to the same team twice in the same season?

What will happen to Saban's legacy if he loses to "The Dummy" twice in ONE season?

It's too much. I will never let a Bammer leave down that shite. Gary Danielson's already saying LSU deserves a share of the MNC for body of work. Bammers will be tighter than Saban's butthole on 4th and 1.
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This board would be boring if it were sunshine and rainbows


Amen. It's The Rant, not The Praise.
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i just sat there and watched Auburn have 1 first down all the way until the 3rd quarter.....not 1 boo


But Auburn fans use pom poms to cheer and if they weren't waving their pom poms, then it's like a "boo". Also, fans who only use an orange pom pom are definitely racist. They'd never admit it though.
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BeeFense5


Miles is worthy of criticism. Do you want to revisit Ole Miss 2009? Seriously? Are you that stupid? You are a flat out JJ fanboi. I feel sorry for you because of the emptiness you will feel next year without JJ on your tube.