arsenologist

Kind of long, 3 part story but it was funny.

In '07, an Ole Miss douche in mid 50s or 60s (we refer to as fat Archie Manning because that's exactly what he looked like) who was sitting a few people down the row from us yelled at our group of four guys during pre-grame that he pays good money for his seats and he doesn't want us standing or cheering at all during the game. We just laughed at his ridiculous threat and said we paid for our seats too. This happened after the wife told us to shut the frick up for chanting LSU.

Later, after we did something good obviously the band was playing "neck" and he mocked us by attempting to do the corresponding "neck" hand motion while saying, "What is this, the gay dance?" We all laughed and I told him that sounded like something by brother in 2nd grade would say. He was visibly irate but sat back down.

Then, late in the game we pulled away with a big play (Trindon return I think?) and we of course went crazy amongst ourselves but nothing directed at him. He'd had enough and came over to try to fight us and kept saying one of us came over and got in his face (which clearly never happened and even his friends agreed with us). A combination of Ole Miss fans and some other LSU fans behind us somewhat dissolved the situation after several minutes of almost fighting. That was a good day.