Slim Charles

I'm in Colorado, surrounded by Bama fans who keep bitching about a "RIDICULOUSLY DIRTY PLAY" by #7 at some point in the 3rd quarter. They keep telling me he should've been ejected, that he needs to be suspended, etc. i know what happened with 4 minutes left with young 'Dre, but that's not what i mean. did anyone notice #7 make a dirty play in the 3rd quarter? or are my friends myopic assholes, like i suspect.

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For the life of me I cannot fathom how anybody but super-sanctimonious liberal art fricks could bear to stick with this show (and those of you who know me realize I'm not exactly a rabid right-winger)

I wanted to like it SO BAD. I talked myself into liking Goodman's character and the Indian Chief's character but they are as unbearable as the rest. (By the way - how fricking bad is this show if I've watched all 8 episodes and only know the names of 2 characters in it?)

There is not ONE likeable character on this series. I want to punch every one of these whiny, dependant, pretentious, liberal fricks in the mouth. And then do it again.

But I will still watch the show I guess. I don't know why - New Orleans guilt maybe?

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i agree 100%

drink some tebow tears and boom. saved. perfect health.

my notes on tonights episode.
EP 4: Paulie and Mike juggle multiple groups of women.

Sammi was about to “knock a bitch up”
“This is no joke” as Sammi takes her extensions out.
“this is no joke Ronnie, I told you so much shite.”
“I was about to put you in the equasion. You! in the equazion!”
“Ronnie, you’re my best friend” – after knowing each other for 5 days.

“Girls love the Situation”

‘’I’m hookin up with my girl, pauly’s hookin up with his girl and… we’re gonna have sex. And that’s the situation.”

“I couldn’t have sex with my girl. Was on her period. Whatever. I tried to take her pants off and she wouldn’t let me.” – Pauly D.

“Chill out Freckles McGee” – the Situation.

“yes I had sex. Hello. your gonna have sex if your into somebody. It’s natural.”- sammi with a huge smile on her face.
“Yeah, we smushed” – Ronnie

“Really Chief?” – the situation asking about Ronnie eating.
“I’m in the zone.” Ronnie

“you better be hittin the gym. And if your not hitten the gym for an hour or o so you gotta problem. Cuz I’m at the gym for like an hour and a half. .. workin on my fitness”- the situation.

“Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse at this point” - ronnie
“Ahh please mike is the man, what up”- situation (mike)

Snookers doing flips and shite with her arse hanging out. “once I get the spotlight, its gonna be on me all night.”
Then they all fist pump

“when I go to the club I have a game plan. I don’t wanna waste my time and take home a girl who just wants to hang out… I wanna get to the business. You light it up and then you move on. ”

“my girl was like…ok…but he was feelin the other girl, so I was alright we’ll bring these girls home”

Snookers and Ron (Russ) gettin lost, layin on the sand.

“Be quiet little Italian girl, we’re about to kick out those girls”
“they were nice, I will give them that, but I just wanted to fool around. ”

pauly d. was with the grenade…alright let me get back to it… that’s frickin’ funny. When you go into battle you need to have some friends with you, so just in case someone throws a grenade at you tour buddy can take it for you.”

“my girl was frickin’ busted, so I was just going with the flow….this blond chick, she’s not even hot, was just complaining…she was annoying, I couldn’t stand her.”

“this is a sick hot tub, if it was hot. This is a sick tub”- blond chick.

“the situation took forever. It should be strictly business. Jacuzi, bedroom, take of business, then I gotta go to bed”- pauly d

“that girl was a bomb, and pualy did not know the code to decipher the bomb. That’s pretty much really what happened right there.” – the sit.

Snookers slept with some dude on the beach. Russ was a spy.

“we were all on the floor battling. It was house music.”- snook

“this [water] looks really dirty to me, it looks really dirty”- mrs. Snooki,
“it’s the jersey shore”-snook

and we learn the house is on top of the store.

“I haven’t had sex since I’ve been here”-snook
“we gotta make that happen”-julio (co-worker)
“I don’t really want to”
“we’ll just have a hardcore makeout session”
“I like to make out, Yeah.”

And then the PSA about violence against woman.