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Finding in 11 days a corned-up old fan who appeared on TV all of three seconds and lives several states away was a pretty cool testament to the power of social media. But the organizers let it get way out of control.

I spoke to both organizers on the phone and while they were extremely nice, they were so earnest it was borderline creepy. I mean they thought this guy was a true saint.

And he's still the greatest fan alive? This punk-arse old fart has got a ticket and paid accommodations for the greatest game in the history of the Saints and he's threatening to stay home? That's not a fan. That's a punk.

Alright, I know this has been done before, but I need to know where to watch the Saints game in Seattle. Two weeks ago I didn't know I'd be watching the game in Seattle, but a new opportunity beckons.

Also, I haven't got crunk with fellow Who Dats all season, so it'd be great to rejoice with at least a couple die-hards. Any sports bars suggestions for Seattle?
So back in the early '90s my high school football coach got a former LSU football linebacker maniac, I think it was Shawn Burks (can anyone maybe corroborate?), to give us a motivational speech before a big game.

Let's just say he dropped the ball. This dude just went off for 30 minutes about how wasted he was his entire time at LSU. I'm talking cocaine and hookers wasted. I'm talking about doing cocaine before kickoff. Doing blow and screwing hookers all night before a bowl game.

Was that Burks? (my memory fails)
I once did Jaeger shots with Josh Reed. I bought the first round and he bought like the next three. No lie.

I can count on one hand how many times i ventured into Sports (not a frat boy). But it was during the week and me and my buddies were bored. This was right after the season had ended, JR's final one. The place was empty. Dead. We're drinking beers and contemplating where to go next and in walks Josh. By himself. He kind of sidles up to the bar and I'm like "Josh, what is up man!" He's friendly and all, I ask him if he's excited about the NFL, can't really remember what he said because I was already kinda drunk, and I ask him if wants to do a shot with me. And he was like Yeah! all excited. And then he proceeds to buy the next few rounds. At this point we're high-fiving Josh Reed and he says something like "Be cool" and walks out. Alone.

That's my Josh Reed story. I shared it with some obnoxious Buffalo fans at a sports bar earlier this season. They weren't amused. But then the Saints were beating that arse.

re: Peppers

Posted by colcocodrie on 12/20/09 at 11:47 pm to
The last quarterback arse Charles Grant sniffed was Mark Sanchez's.
I think i'm now conflicted on The Unknown Who Dat, aka Bill Harris. In fact, I think I liked him better when I knew him all of three seconds.

Think about it: Before he came to NOLA, all he knew to do was yell Who Dat. He didn't even know how the actual chant goes.

Hey, I'll stand on the street corner tomorrow and yell Who Dat! all day if anybody wants to goldbrick me to the remaining games.

Cowboys Christmas songs

Posted by colcocodrie on 12/17/09 at 8:18 pm
"There's No Place Like Home (For The Postseason)"

"Blue Christmas"

John Lennon's "Happy Xmas (Season's Over)"

And the classic "I Saw Jerry Firing Coach Phillips"

"I saw Jerry firing Coach Phillips
underneath the video board last night."

But wait! There's more! You get additional favorites, such as:

"Losin' Around The Christmas Tree"

"Garrett The Red-Haired Coordinator"

"Draft Picks Are Comin' To Town"

And, of course, "Let Us Blow, Let Us Blow, Let Us Blow"

"Oh the schedule that's left is frightful
Yet our revenue stream's delightful
And since it's all that we know
Let us blow, let us blow, let us blow."

And don't forget the timeless classic "Loser Bells"

"Loser bells, losing team
Hear them ring, see them lose
It's Christmas time here in Dallas."

Also included:

"Jingle Fail Rock"

"Do You Fear What I Fear?"

"Roy Williams The Slow Man"

And "Wade's #$@% Roasting On An Open Fire"

"Wade's #$@% roasting on an open fire
Jerry shopping for a nose
Playoff chances getting ever more dire
And sad folks dressed up like Romos."

Best of all, this collection is great for football fans of all faiths! You can even enjoy the Hanukkah hit "Romo Romo Romo!"

"Oh, Romo Romo Romo
An All-Pro, so they say
But when it's cold and snowy
My Romo cannot play."

Call now! This offer is good only to the end of the month!

And then not again until next December!

Cowboys fans, add $175 for shipping and handling, because Jerry Jones would like to gouge you any way he can.
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re: the unknown fan has been found

Posted by colcocodrie on 12/16/09 at 1:23 am to
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the power of the internets=


+1, by comparison, it took Conan 47 days in 1996 to find Grady of Sanford and Son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SArDwzaNgo

re: Good sign ideas?

Posted by colcocodrie on 12/16/09 at 1:04 am to
anything TUWD . . .

The bandwagon is drunk behind the wheel and destined for a ditch.

Then again, is that The Unknown Who Dat's kin?

re: ESPN hates the Saints...

Posted by colcocodrie on 11/24/09 at 4:37 am to
The fricking Vikings pulled at least two wins out of their asses -- last-second bomb, missed field goal by other team -- to get to 9-1.

But the only thing I agree with Trent Dilfer on is Jared Allen: that dude's a freak. Plus, Allen's got one the corniest sack celebrations in the history of the NFL, so you know he's crazier than that mullet. But if it weren't for Allen I say Green Bay would have handed the Vikings another loss, at least in that first game. The Packers stayed with them despite Aaron Rodgers getting sacked 14 times, which happens to them every game.

We've seen the Saints' OLine dominate supposed great DLines: ie, the Giants. And we've seen it the other way around: the Dolphins. But we also saw LT Zach Strief return Sunday and the OLine keep Drew Brees upright all game.

Minnesota has been lucky to have one loss, but I'll still give it to them, they've got a great team. Honestly, though, I don't think Brett Favre will hold up 16+ games at 100%. He got pulled last Sunday for something or other. And Jared Allen? Well, the Saints have a superior line compared to the Packers and Lions.
It was the equivalent of watching Jason David return punts.

Right Fung? (he's the guy down below.)

re: LSU - Ole Miss pics

Posted by colcocodrie on 11/23/09 at 1:47 am to
Yep, Ole Miss' cheerleaders are way hotter.

re: Bigger frick up than the spike

Posted by colcocodrie on 11/22/09 at 7:08 am to
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The clock management after the 3rd down play. Unfrickingbelievable!


Queue Tracy: Cooooooooooaaaaccchhhhhhh.
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this game did NOT come down to the lasy possesion. PERIOD!!!

:rotflmao:
I guess the Patriots/Colts game didn't come down to the last possession either, huh bud?

BTW, Bill Belicheck is now officially off the hook.

re: 17 seconds

Posted by colcocodrie on 11/21/09 at 9:21 pm to
Verne: "What are they doing? What are they doing!"

Two plays before JJ spiked it the kicking team should have been rearing to run on the field and kick it. But that was obviously not the case.

17 seconds

Posted by colcocodrie on 11/21/09 at 9:14 pm
Call timeout immediately after third down -- not 17 seconds later -- and LSU would've had time to kick 2 or 3 field goals to win it.

"The want to call a timeout was not communicated to down the field." Uh huh.
From a coaching perspective, I have to believe that was possibly one of the most boneheaded endings to a game in the history of college football. Hell, two plays before JJ spiked it the kicking team should have been rearing to go. I've been a Les Miles defender but I'm still shaking my head over that last minute.

re: LSU

Posted by colcocodrie on 11/17/09 at 1:17 am to
T-Bob Hebert!
And Templars, who started this thread, earlier today was crapping on other threads about how badly the Saints executed and called plays. :rotflmao: