Damn Yanks

I hope that my enjoying this close game is upsetting to all of the "Muh, there's too many bowl games" tards

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This is why healthcare is so expensive

A lawsuit happy population.

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Actually it's because we have a nation of obese people.
Obese people have a never ending plethora of health issues.
Also morons that smoke, drink too much, take drugs etc.

People that eat healthy, maintain a healthy weight, and exercise have very few health problems.
The health conscious people pay a fortune in premiums to pay for the never ending health issues of the obese.

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Now if only 20 year old girls liked 35-45 year old men….

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If only

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Wife:
Loyal, there, giving, glad to have you in her life.

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Wives file for nearly 80% of all divorces

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Divorce is strictly forbidden and anyone that has been divorced cannot enter our Family.

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What a bunch of weirdos.
What if they divorced because their spouse cheated ?
Sounds like some of your possible future in-laws dodged a bullet by not marrying into your insane asylum.

Breakup with girlfriend

- Simply go your separate ways
- Attorney fees 0
- Court time 0
- Lost assets 0
- Support payments 0
- Wait time 0

Breakup with a wife

- Legal action required
- Pay an attorney thousands of dollars to represent you
- Pay an attorney thousands of dollars to represent her
- Go to court so government can inform you of how much of your cash, 401K, IRA's, Property you have to give her
- Go to court so government can inform you of how much, and how long, you will be required to send her a support check
- Wait weeks/months/years for the government to inform you that your break up is official in the eyes of the government
- Proceed with the arduous task of rebuilding the years/decades of lost wealth


Women are a lot of fun if you just remember to not marry them

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Early 20s looks like a baby to me.

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Found the beaten down Simp.
If you think a 24 year old woman looks like a baby then you have serious issues.

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I have a grandson her age. I'd feel like a pedo. How old are you?

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That's Sydney Sweeney dumbass

Am I the only one that finds it cringy the way parents today worship every little thing their kid does as if it's something amazing ?

When I was a kid you were just along for the ride.
You had to do something truly exceptional to receive praise, and that's a good thing.
And parents didn't hesitate to let you know when you were being a dumbass.

It would be hilarious if Alabama loses to the Ohio State replacements

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How do you suppose the Laser Ranging Retroreflectors made it to the lunar surface?

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I guess you missed the part where I said I wasn't saying we did or didn't go.

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I hear this and that’s all fine and dandy but “ who was Reagan “ and “ What is the Godfather “ and . “ Who is Fonzie” are deal killers for me.

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Give me the 22 year old smoke show.
I can always discuss Reagan, The Godfather, and Fonzie with my friends.

I just like the logic of people who say they believe we went because it would have been too difficult to fake.

So actually sending men to the moon in a toaster in 1969 would have been easier than faking it.
People tend to forget that there was no internet etc. in 1969, so your only source of information was from the mainstream media.
It was virtually impossible for a moon landing debunker to be widely heard in 1969.

I'm not saying we did or didn't go, but if you don't hold out at least a 1% chance that we didn't go then you aren't too bright.
At the end of WW2 we were still flying prop planes, and 24 years later we were putting men on the moon ?
That alone is enough to make you raise an eyebrow.
That combined with the fact that the government has a habit of lying to the public

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This is what the OP isn’t getting. The SEC is inherently superior to all other conferences,

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The Big Ten just won back to back National Titles.
Ohio State just beat 3 top 10 SEC teams in a row, including 2 in the playoffs.
Michigan beat Alabama in the playoffs on their way to a Natty the prior year.
But yeah, The SEC is inherently superior to all other conferences

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Good for them. The committee has shown its about number of losses, not who went out and played a strong schedule. Expect much more of this.

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Why do people keep saying this ?

Alabama got in with 3 losses, including a loss to a team with a losing record.
Meanwhile Notre Dame & BYU were left out with only 2 losses.
BYU's worst loss was to Texas Tech, a top 4 seed.
So why do you keep saying that all the committee cares about is number of losses ?

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Wut?

Bama got in with 3 losses and a tough schedule

ND left out with 2 loses and shite schedule where they lost to the 2 best teams they played.

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Holy Crap, there are some intelligent people on here !