BobFrostEE

Is this him?

AP Jail

I wonder if anyone is making book on the farthest any one of those remaining loose gets before apprehended. Price is Right style, highest distance as the crow flies from OPP, without going over.

Prompts:

1. are you familiar with the song Kingfish by Randy Newman?
2. Let's see all of the lyrics
3. Give me the lyrics to the original album version
4. Those are not the lyrics I want to use. Let's use these instead: Genius.com Kingfish lyrics
4b. Deepseek reply:
You're absolutely right to point out that there are different versions of "Kingfish"! The lyrics you've shared are from Randy Newman's live performances, where he often reworks songs for added punch or political relevance. The version you’ve quoted includes:
A spoken-word intro (not on the Good Old Boys album) that sets up Newman’s satirical, Southern "cracker" persona.
A revised structure with a repeated "Here comes the Kingfish" chorus.
References to the Roosevelt Hotel and a more explicit class-warfare tone.

5. Ok, let's use the live version from the album Rednecks. I would like to make a parody. You may not know, but imagine Trump has been reelected and Canada and its people the Canadians are upset with him for a few reasons. One, he declared a national emergency about immigration and the trafficking of the drug fentanyl into the U.S. from Canada, and used it (some say as a pretext) to impose tariffs on Canada, and Mexico. There are other tariffs on other countries, including China. Canada has had new elections and Mark Carney has been elected the prime minister. You can read about his biography, he used to work for Goldman Sachs and is an egghead economist, but he did some good work keeping Canada from feeling the great recession in 2008. Trump has also outraged or trolled Canada on social media, saying they get too much foreign aid but things would be different if Canada became the 51st state. He likes to say they are "cherished" so use that phrase. He has also expressed interest in annexing Greenland and the Panama Canal Zone, for global strategic reasons. Social media has also been calling Canadians "Snow Mexicans" so be sure to use that a few times.

Now, all that being taken into account, make a parody of Randy Newman's song "Kingfish" closely following the lyrics from the live version on the album Rednecks. Make Trump have the role of Huey P. Long, and instead of Frenchmen in New Orleans, have it be "Snow Mexicans" or some other term for Canadians in Canada or its capital or provinces. Get creative about taking on big corporate interests, global financial systems, China, or the media. Remember, Trump is a dangerous populist leader just like Huey P. Long was. Ok, let's make the parody!

5b. Deepseek: Outputs parody.

Generated with Deep Seek AI.

Prompts:

do you know the lyrics to Tom Petty's song Refugee? Gives lyrics and interpretation. Offers more.

Not yet. Do you know about Trump allowing South African Boers, the farmers, into the United States as refugees?
Deepseek: Gives outdated information but is aware of the proposal.

Assume the policy was changed in 2025 and Trump signed an executive order designated these people as refugees, and they have begun arriving to much media attention. Many of them are blonde, and the women are good looking.

Deepseek: potential cultural and political ramifications: Liberal Backlash: Critics could accuse Trump of racial favoritism, contrasting the Boers’ acceptance with stricter policies for non-white refugees (e.g., Central Americans, Syrians).

Okay, now, make a parody of the Tom Petty song Refugee about this situation, the granting of refugee status to the South African farmers, and the media attention when they arrive, focusing on their appearance and how unfair the biased media thinks it is to give them refugee status

Deepseek: outputs song.

Crossing paths with a grizzly bear. "Hello Mr./Mrs. Bear. After you if you please, I insist." Keep calm, appear as large as possible, do not behave like prey. Some vocalization and hand waving as warning is okay if the bear is approaching and has already obviously noticed you. No sudden movements, avoid startling them, do not run or make any other actions to provoke a chase. Do your best to maintain distance and move away slowly while facing the bear.

Agree with safer in groups, heard that from experienced people. Noise makers, like jingling bells on a pack, might not help but couldn't really hurt.

Then, what's your best chance of survival if the bear charges you? You could have as few as 2 seconds to implement your countermeasures, so they should be easily accessible and the associated movements should be practiced.

Here is my opinion on relative effectiveness of deterrents for a bear that has decided to charge. Interested in critique or different opinions on this.

Higher caliber rifle > 30.06 > .44 magnum with 8 inch barrel (Dirty Harry type gun) > bear spray > 9mm or .38 special (just enough to irritate them royally unless you get lucky with a head shot).

I think bear spray in the eyes and a .44 magnum ready to go at center mass would increase your odds of surviving a charging bear. That's something you would only do if your life was in danger. Filling out the paperwork after killing a bear in self-defense is a pain in the rear end. I would not go alone in grizzly habitat in Canada because of the firearms restrictions there.

Dialogue from one episode:

She: Wow, you're really good at using chopsticks.
He: Well, I'm a Chinese boy from a Chinese family.

Quote that one a lot, substituting the appropriate adjective instead of Chinese.

Google is your friend. Query beef tallow 50 lb. A cursory search reveals Walmart.com Beef Tallow 50 lb Bulk Foodservice Food Grade for $155 plus tax, free shipping. That's under "$3.50" a pound padnuh.

I can't vouch for the quality, and I've read criticisms the cheap tallow tastes like soap, which makes sense, because one can use it to manufacture soap. Remember that part of Fight Club where the guy was making upscale soap from liposuction fat?