Innit

Keep it up and I'll expose the proclivities you shared on the GeauxBoard

When I withdrew the wee plug, it made the sound of air brakes on an 18 wheel lorry.

Last cinco de mayo, I met Norwegian Sven’s midlife crisis having wife. She was a 40 yr old 5’8” blond with blue eyes and a bottle tan from the shores of Lake Minnetonka. And no, I asked. She didn't bloody know Prince, had no idea who Jerome or even Morris Day is (oh my sweet summer child) and no she never saw Appolonia’s WAP. Asked that one a few times if I recall. She was down here “to get away from my butt plug freezing solid in my bleached buttwhole.” And yes I checked. A few times if I recollect. It was indeed bleached. Little puckered rascal had the taste feel and texture of the entry step of the overly chlorinated baby pool at the Plaquemine American Legion. She could spend an August weekend squatting in the hydrilla growing in Basura Blanco’s courtyard fountain and her little viking port hole would come out as slick and algae free as Consuela’s brand new Restoration Hardware teak mop bucket innit.

Keep us updated though

This was definitely necessary at 2:38pm (central innit) on a Monday

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Meeting

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Could’ve been an email

That's actually not it at all. They couldn't believe we wanted him and were happy to see him go. I remember lots of them warning us about what to expect, which at the time, we took to be sour grapes. Turns out they were spot on.

Bump. Definitely interested but if they’re no longer available, please let me know.

Thanks

Its time to take a few weeks off the internet innit

It's extremely freeing to live your life simply as a good person and not according to ancient legends.

But look around, it's probably about time for the rapture. It's been a good run innit.