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re: Why would lane leave?

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/22/25 at 12:32 pm to theyatoak

Because he’s autistic

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re: I actually feel a bit sorry for Ole Miss fans:

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/22/25 at 12:31 pm to ibldprplgld

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Would Ole Miss fans be ok if Sumrall skipped out on his team to go to OM after raging at Kiffin for doing it to them?

We’re not mad at LSU for trying to hire Kiffin, we’re mad at Kiffin for trying to abandon the team. Tulane also isn’t a shoe in for the playoffs while we’re 1 win over our dogshit little brother away.

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re: I actually feel a bit sorry for Ole Miss fans:

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/22/25 at 12:27 pm to RelentlessAnalysis

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No one with any sense thinks any less of Kiffin for maximizing his lifetime earnings

We’ve literally matched the other offers

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re: Lane Kiffin at LSU will be a toxic but entertaining hot mess from Day 1

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/22/25 at 5:15 am to PuertoRicanBlaze

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Sadly, Lane won't last 4 years at LSU. They won't tolerate going 9-3 every year.

There’s probably a 70% chance he wins a natty at LSU but the first press conference after his offense scores 17 points and inexplicably loses to a 1-7 SEC team is going to be hilarious

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re: I think Lane has so alienated the OM base

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/21/25 at 8:37 pm to dawgfacedmutt

If/when he ruins our shot at the playoffs and starts fricking with our roster he better be ready to throw hands on sight for the rest of his life

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re: What are the expectations for the Egg Bowl this year? Not necessarily the game itself

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/21/25 at 7:17 pm to Nasty_Canasta

I assumed Kiffin would completely ruin the season (again) so I bet Ole Miss to not make the playoffs at +1100 before the UF game and I’ll probably take state money line as well so I’ll at least have something to show for getting stabbed in the back

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re: CFP Committee Question

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/21/25 at 6:34 pm to Jugbow

Probably if we lose

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re: Ole Miss fans legit question for you

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/21/25 at 5:43 pm to Lt. Columbo

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From reading their board, it seems they know they will get splattered in the 1st round of the playoffs no matter what, so they want Judge to coach, so they have a built in excuse

You are either a world class troll or a literal retard

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re: Kiffin is about to be the highest paid coach in college football

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/21/25 at 5:40 pm to DallasTiger11

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Doing this at Ole Miss is equivalent to winning natties at a powerhouse school. Sorry

He had a team last year most “powerhouse” schools would be envious of and he still fricking blew it

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re: Ole Miss Fans

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/21/25 at 3:33 pm to volinknox

frick the entire athletic department

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re: How does your stadium attendance rank against home city population

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/21/25 at 1:52 pm to Che Boludo

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Renting your home out out on Air BnB for games and grad weeks is a lucrative side hustle in and around Oxford

My biggest regret in life was not buying a bunch of rental properties in Oxford when interest rates were low a few years ago

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re: Lane is about to have the biggest troll in sports history

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/21/25 at 1:48 pm to spslayto

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You really think that both LSU and Florida aren't looking at other options too?

Florida is just going to panic hire another g5 coach last second when the Lane dominos fall then be in the same boat in 2029

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re: Composite Talent Rankings of the previous 10 CFB National Champions

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/20/25 at 10:58 pm to Meltologist

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These are all included. Portal players are regraded It's the "composite" talent on the team.

It’s the portal player’s high school recruiting ratings not their transfer portal ones.

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re: Lane’s daughter at the LSU Bengal Belles’ (booster)event TODAY

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/20/25 at 5:13 pm to Nasty_Canasta

Of all the legitimate reasons why Kiffin would pick LSU following his daughter’s boyfriend there is not one of them

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re: Composite Talent Rankings of the previous 10 CFB National Champions

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/20/25 at 5:10 pm to cbi8

The talent composite isn’t as important as it used to be with the ability to replace high school recruiting misses with proven college players via the transfer portal

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re: Ole Miss Fans Who Honestly Believe Lane is Just Trolling LSU and Florida and Is Staying

Posted by Dougiejurgens3 on 11/20/25 at 11:35 am to geauxcoco

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Do OM fans even realize how much good he could be doing for your program right now if he just committed and signed that extension sitting on his desk for the last three weeks

He’s never signed an extension during the season (September-November 28) and the wishful thinking (delusion) is that he’s doing it to increase buy-in from boosters/fans. The new rumor which is a $40m commitment to NIL but who knows if it’s true or not and over what timeframe.

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