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re: Why is Sark crying for help?

Posted by Monsusta on 5/22/26 at 11:44 am to
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Do we think hes relapsed and is lashing out?

Is his wife having an affair?

Has he been told he's gone if he doesnt win it all this season?

What say ye?

Ye says Sark has scoreboard on Bama which clearly makes you cry yourself to bed every night.

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Slow day at the office, huh?

You mean slow day at Subway, right?

re: Silly Lonestar Showdown

Posted by Monsusta on 5/17/26 at 10:46 am to
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And the fig drops in.

Your dad is here?

re: Silly Lonestar Showdown

Posted by Monsusta on 5/17/26 at 9:07 am to
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Texas won the only sport that matters. I’ll concede that.

Scoreboard!

Manning is 2-0 against aggy.

In SEC play aggy has no offensive touchdowns against big brother!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

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re: Silly Lonestar Showdown

Posted by Monsusta on 5/17/26 at 7:45 am to
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Hope you have fun, Monsusta

I am not old enough to attend that type of show.

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That’s not my jam.

But it is the jam of Texas A&M as the 2026 drag show was held on campus at Rudder Theatre.
OP and the rest of the people participating in this thread sound like a bunch of little girls bitching about the popular girls in high school.

Be a man and stop bitching!
Only difference is his alma mater is the only college that has hosted drag queen competitions on campus and have all male cheer squads.

The other player's schools have female cheerleaders on the field.

Big difference so he should have asterisk next to his name.

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As a Longhorn fan I have no idea what Elko says to the press.

Yet this aggy OP comes running to SEC Rant to post every time Sark makes a comment.

Obsession should be a sin.

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Only because we dominate you

No so much.

They do not like aggy because aggy is a disgrace to SEC football.

You could not even score a TD on Miami.

In aggy's last two games against Texas and Miami your QB didn't even score a TD.

Total embarrassment to the SEC and state of Texas.

re: Everybody laugh at auburn

Posted by Monsusta on 4/30/26 at 6:42 am to
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Worried about coming to College Station.

The main thing you should be worried about when visiting the aggy ball park is the hoards of trans students that attend.

Not very kid friendly.

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He's too short for the NFL. Why are people surprised by this?


He measured like 5'10 1/8 at the Combine, same as Kyler Murray.

Same as Bryce Young too

re: QBs drafted since 2000

Posted by Monsusta on 4/26/26 at 12:37 pm to
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We've mostly been known for

Drunken debauchery, throwing urine on fans, and gay b-sex on bourbon street.

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it's probably #1 in "SEC Campus you're most likely to be robbed or murdered", so they do have that title going for them.

A recent study shows that aggy has most dangerous campus in the SEC and in the USA.

https://www.houston-criminalattorney.com/most-dangerous-college-campuses/



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Oh man, I made you cry again

Oh is that why I am on the floor laughing in my post.

Poor RuPaul Sarge is so desperate to change the topic.

Oh look, here is a pic of aggy New Army....trans aggy students taking over the ball park.

Bwahahahahahahahahah!

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Haha. Changing the subject is weak sauce old man.

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But we swept those Utransexuals right out of town


No sweep because only two games played.

Aggy coach got scared and chickened out on third game.

Poor aggy just cannot get away from the fact that a&m is not the same school you rooted for all those years ago.

Think about it. This year you hosted the largest trans event in all of the world. Draggieland 2026 set record numbers.

We will call you Old RuPaul Sarge!

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You’ve never done stretches before?

You’ve clearly never played a sport of any kind

Denial. You are so pathetic.

That player crammed his junk deep into the other aggy player's butt crack.

Face, Your school has gay baseball players, gay all male cheer squad, and the gayest trans pageant held on campus every year.
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Utransexuals just have to have a spotlight


Smack talk is fine but when gay aggy players actually show their gay side....


So basically aggy has sucked at football in the 21st century.

No wonder they coined their Battered Aggy Syndrome, BAS, at Texags.

Most aggy fans at my school are dumb hicks.