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Only because we dominate you

No so much.

They do not like aggy because aggy is a disgrace to SEC football.

You could not even score a TD on Miami.

In aggy's last two games against Texas and Miami your QB didn't even score a TD.

Total embarrassment to the SEC and state of Texas.

re: Everybody laugh at auburn

Posted by Monsusta on 4/30/26 at 6:42 am to
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Worried about coming to College Station.

The main thing you should be worried about when visiting the aggy ball park is the hoards of trans students that attend.

Not very kid friendly.

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He's too short for the NFL. Why are people surprised by this?


He measured like 5'10 1/8 at the Combine, same as Kyler Murray.

Same as Bryce Young too

re: QBs drafted since 2000

Posted by Monsusta on 4/26/26 at 12:37 pm to
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We've mostly been known for

Drunken debauchery, throwing urine on fans, and gay b-sex on bourbon street.

:booboo: :booboo: :booboo:
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it's probably #1 in "SEC Campus you're most likely to be robbed or murdered", so they do have that title going for them.

A recent study shows that aggy has most dangerous campus in the SEC and in the USA.

https://www.houston-criminalattorney.com/most-dangerous-college-campuses/



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Oh man, I made you cry again

Oh is that why I am on the floor laughing in my post.

Poor RuPaul Sarge is so desperate to change the topic.

Oh look, here is a pic of aggy New Army....trans aggy students taking over the ball park.

Bwahahahahahahahahah!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Haha. Changing the subject is weak sauce old man.

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But we swept those Utransexuals right out of town


No sweep because only two games played.

Aggy coach got scared and chickened out on third game.

Poor aggy just cannot get away from the fact that a&m is not the same school you rooted for all those years ago.

Think about it. This year you hosted the largest trans event in all of the world. Draggieland 2026 set record numbers.

We will call you Old RuPaul Sarge!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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You’ve never done stretches before?

You’ve clearly never played a sport of any kind

Denial. You are so pathetic.

That player crammed his junk deep into the other aggy player's butt crack.

Face, Your school has gay baseball players, gay all male cheer squad, and the gayest trans pageant held on campus every year.
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Utransexuals just have to have a spotlight


Smack talk is fine but when gay aggy players actually show their gay side....


So basically aggy has sucked at football in the 21st century.

No wonder they coined their Battered Aggy Syndrome, BAS, at Texags.

Most aggy fans at my school are dumb hicks.

re: New Baseball rankings (4/20)

Posted by Monsusta on 4/20/26 at 9:14 am to
Aggy at 8.

Not bad for a school with an all male cheer squad and famous drag competition on campus every year.
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actually needed to get back so CDC could peg him.

Why are you aggy fans so in to posting things about gay sex.

No wonder Draggieland is hosted on your campus and run by the students.

Can this forum go a day without some aggy talking about gay sexualized innuendos?

I doubt it.

No wonder aggy has a gay male cheerleader squad for their football team.
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we hired your coach after he took you to game 3 of the final. aggies were very, VERY upset.

the next year, you didn't even make a regional after being ranked preseason #1.

the end

Then this last weekend aggy chickened out on game three.

WEEK SAUCE!
I just hope these trans aggy students do not show up at the park again.

If they do I will turn the tv off!

re: Question for uga fans.

Posted by Monsusta on 4/8/26 at 4:58 pm to
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You have more boy cheerleaders than we do.


Big difference is Texas fans do not worship them like aggy fans do.

Aggy fans will attend cheer practice just to drool over the aggy male cheer squad humping the ground and holding each other while aggy cheer captain does lame jokes for the fans.

In this video the male cheer leaders are hugging each other and caressing each other's back.

re: Question for uga fans.

Posted by Monsusta on 4/8/26 at 1:56 pm to
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You must be top in your class at tu


You worship all male cheerleader squads...


OP clearly has Small D Syndrome.

I feel bad for his partner.
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Nah, A&M is exponentially gayer than this.


Exactly. For not just these three examples alone....

1. They field an all male cheer squad for the football games.

2. This Spring they hosted Draggieland trans pageant on campus.

3. Last Fall they held a 4-week workshop to teach students how to be trans (not joking here).

re: Texas Longhorns Face Backlash

Posted by Monsusta on 3/31/26 at 1:48 pm to
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I saw the very same article but with a member of the A&M Dance Team

You mean this A&M Dance Team?

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Texas is the only school in the SEC (besides A&M) that would complain about hot women.


Your logic eludes me.

Texas allowed this photoshoot to happen.
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Those protesting are figs.


I bet a lot of aggy are protesting