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He made five 50+ yard kicks in the last 2 games. Retarded take

re: Hey Texas

Posted by ColtRange on 1/8/26 at 1:11 pm to
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Man is Sark going to be able to field a team next year?


Haven't you had more transfers out than us?
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Texas processed a 5-star freshman who they just gave a Lambo to?


I don't even know if he got one, and if he did, it was a lease.

And yeah, Ffrench couldn't even get on the field in our bowl game when we were missing our top 4 WRs, why re-sign him to another big deal when he isn't panning out?

re: TEXAS and Notre Dame

Posted by ColtRange on 1/3/26 at 10:48 am to
This is arse clown is definitely one of Monsusta's gay dads.

re: Go Texas Tech

Posted by ColtRange on 1/1/26 at 11:35 am to
frick everything about Texas Tech. They make Tennessee fans look classy

re: The SEC is DOA

Posted by ColtRange on 12/31/25 at 7:06 pm to
Big 10 cucks working overtime on these alts.
Didn't Aggy beat the absolute shite out of you? Why are you talking?
Except the next two games look like week one matchups.

re: Is Texas the only SEC team

Posted by ColtRange on 12/18/25 at 9:59 am to
You're such a shitty fricking poster

re: Liona Lefau - TX LB In Portal

Posted by ColtRange on 12/16/25 at 9:51 pm to
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He's looking for a bidding war he knows Texas will win so he gets more money.


Texas won't be partaking in the bidding. He was graded like 46th out of 59 linebackers in the SEC with 90+ snaps.
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my question is what record is acceptable for a G5 to be in?


Tulane lost to UTSA by 3 TDs and if you watched the game, the score doesn't indicate how lopsided it was. That should've been a disqualifying loss right there.

re: Texas is way out there

Posted by ColtRange on 12/10/25 at 10:32 am to
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In 2025, SEC travel-distance complaints are mostly moot. Flying is flying, whether it’s 200 miles or 2,000.

The only folks who truly care about mileage is/are the RV crowd who want every game within a tank of gas.

For everyone else, you board a plane and land two hours later … no matter where the opponent is.



I hate flying, not a fear thing, just genuinely hate everything about the process. Unless I am under a big time crunch, I am driving every time.
I love these completely made up numbers you provide on our NIL every year.
This is criminal considering this schedule.

re: I have to hand it to Texas

Posted by ColtRange on 12/8/25 at 9:59 am to
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I feel the Longhorns might approve of me joining their ranks


You're not a bad poster but

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You couldn't beat teams in the playoffs during the regular season.


Huh? We beat two of these playoff teams by double digits in the regular season.
JMU played one P4 team all year and lost by 2 TDs.

Tulane got boat raced by UTSA.

Miami couldn't even make the ACC championship in a league where Duke wins it.

Notre Dame & Texas getting in instead of Tulane & JMU would've made this thing 10x more entertaining. What a shitty product for the fans