Favorite team:Auburn 
Location:Niceville, FL
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Interests:Auburn sports
Occupation:United States Air Force
Number of Posts:4217
Registered on:10/4/2022
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We love non accurate passers at Auburn


He completed 66% last season and they throw a ton of downfield stuff. Seems like he’s plenty accurate.

re: Auburn Vs Purdue Game Thread

Posted by Beachbum87 on 12/20/25 at 5:33 pm to
It’s a video game simulation

:lol:

re: Remember that short pants kicker?

Posted by Beachbum87 on 12/19/25 at 10:41 pm to
Ooooooooooffffffffff
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Joe Phillips has been bulking up to play edge/DE


Thought he was in the portal? Guess not.
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Which Williams is going to the portal?


Amaris about 20 minutes ago said he was going.
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I'm more concerned we haven't gotten a single player to transfer in, that's shocking. It is like the staff isn't even trying.


Is this sarcasm somehow? The portal isn’t even open, players are just stating their intent to enter the portal (NIL negotiations). Teams aren’t officially allowed to make contact/offer until 2 January.
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Are there any Edge players left? Faulk to NFL, Williams and Waller to portal.


Behind Faulk and Williams are Jared and Darrion Smith

At Edge we have JJ Faulk. Does Murray have any eligibility left? We also have signee Jarquez Wilkes,
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Yeah for a guy playing "MLB",


He plays the Will not the Mike. Not an edge guy but was a spy/blitzed a lot of the time contributing to his sacks.

re: bama hiring derrick nix as wr coach

Posted by Beachbum87 on 12/17/25 at 9:39 am to
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he’s going to follow a coach who completely underutilized them, also sure he loves seeing how little they use Williams


Not to mention Nix was our RB coach and not even the WR coach.
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expect Ashton to be next.


Dude he is already in the portal
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Melt beyotch.


I’m a Mendoza fan

frick off
Can walk ons transfer :lol:

I mean do they have to enter the portal?

ETA: TEHollis Davidson enters the portal

re: Alabama fans hate DeBoer

Posted by Beachbum87 on 12/11/25 at 8:27 pm to
I understand the sentiment is to not believe things like this. Please go look at my post history but this actually happened and was so bizzare I had to post it.

re: Alabama fans hate DeBoer

Posted by Beachbum87 on 12/11/25 at 8:24 pm to
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Bet you guys have one of those house divided tags on the front of your Kia


My wife (no pics) is a Dirty UGA Dawg (full ride) and unfortunately no house divided plates. Though she said our kids will never go there because it is terrible place :lol:

re: Alabama fans hate DeBoer

Posted by Beachbum87 on 12/11/25 at 8:19 pm to
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Thank you for understanding my humor. My wife hates it sometimes.


Mine does too

:cheers:

re: Alabama fans hate DeBoer

Posted by Beachbum87 on 12/11/25 at 8:18 pm to
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Don’t forget the Rolex. Did she notice your Rolex?


I like Invicta or whatever I get issued that are cool

re: Alabama fans hate DeBoer

Posted by Beachbum87 on 12/11/25 at 8:17 pm to
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You’ve got a great imagination.


I like to think so too

But this actually happened

I know you won’t accept it though

You know

Denial and all :lol:

re: Alabama fans hate DeBoer

Posted by Beachbum87 on 12/11/25 at 8:13 pm to
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Shut up you bum and don’t act like you did her a favor it’s your job to help the customer stock boy


ZING

:lol: :cheers:

Alabama fans hate DeBoer

Posted by Beachbum87 on 12/11/25 at 8:09 pm
I was at the store with my Auburn hat on earlier and this little old lady (70’s) said to me

“I know you’re an Auburn fan and you’ve had your own coaching issues but frick DeBoer. I hope he takes the Michigan job. We don’t like him we don’t want him.”

She then asked me to retrieve a can off the top self to which I obliged.