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re: Game Thread

Posted by horns_up on 10/10/26 at 6:34 pm to
We'll never win shite with Sark as our coach.

re: Game Thread

Posted by horns_up on 10/10/26 at 6:15 pm to
Overtime please to cut into Bama Georgia.

re: Game Thread

Posted by horns_up on 10/10/26 at 6:05 pm to
Easily best rivalry game in the SEC.

re: Game Thread

Posted by horns_up on 10/10/26 at 5:32 pm to
Sark is a fricking fraud.
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Winner should be number 1. Texas isn't the best team in the nation or the SEC. That will eventually correct itself.

Sure as hell won't be corrected by LSU though. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: But go ahead, live through those other 2 teams, good for you!!! :cheers:
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but tOSU lost at home to texass right?

Georgia's gonna break you in half so it's a moot point for you. If they take over the top spot, I don't give a shite.

re: SEC TV Schedule - October 17

Posted by horns_up on 10/5/26 at 8:59 pm to
So TX-UF gonna be competing against Ohio St-Indiana?

re: Red River Shootout

Posted by horns_up on 10/5/26 at 10:40 am to
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You guys stomped us last two years…what are you talking about? I predict Whorns win by 3 or more TDs.


I'm talking epic stomping the way Stoops used to do to Mack. Sark can't do that with all his overcomplicated bullshite.

re: Red River Shootout

Posted by horns_up on 10/5/26 at 9:47 am to
This should be an epic stomping if we had an offensive coordinator not named Sark. Flood, Banks, and Milwee are also pretty mediocre. OU would be fools not to exploit our special teams frickery the way Kirby always does.. Instead, Texas by 10-14 points.
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So you think Texas didn’t pay under table cash??


I believe they did, but nowhere near the level of buy-in and organization that Georgia was doing. And don't get me wrong, I wish they would've.

You think if Texas boosters were all-in on buying players under the table, we would've lost recruits to Georgia? :rotflmao:
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Weird, I feel like we've won a few playoff games. Maybe even a couple of titles in the last 5 years.


Yeah, but the titles were remnants from Kirby and Georgia stacking talent with under-the-table cash from the SEC bag game.
Their schedule was arse last year, they lost a bunch of talent to the NFL, and didn't replace accordingly. The year prior they navigated the portal impressively.

And if Lincoln Riley ever left Southern California for College Station, he's either got gambling/drug/women problems, possibly all three.
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Texas and LSU will be two different teams than they are now. Catching Ohio State early was a good thing for Texas, coming to Baton Rouge later in the season will not... just Sayin (no Pun).

What a retarded comment. Yeah, only LSU can improve during that time while Texas stays static. Just LSU only. :rotflmao:

re: Texas will beat LSU this season

Posted by horns_up on 9/15/26 at 3:01 am to
Yeah. So covers when they come out?

re: Texas will beat LSU this season

Posted by horns_up on 9/14/26 at 7:38 am to
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Money bet?


Yes.

re: Texas will beat LSU this season

Posted by horns_up on 9/13/26 at 7:25 pm to
Bitch please, LSU ain't shite. Just cause you beat a weak arse Clemson team with Dabo halfway out the door. Texas gonna frickstomp you.

re: Texas will beat LSU this season

Posted by horns_up on 9/13/26 at 3:16 pm to
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Our defense ain’t soft like Ohio st. They gave up. If they get behind 20+ points they ain’t coming back against LSU



I'm sure you'll just have multiple "cramping" injuries like when u played in Austin. That was the most pathetic thing ever, and props to OSU for not being such pussies the way LSU was.

re: Question for texas fans

Posted by horns_up on 8/29/26 at 3:43 pm to
Yes he should. The last coach to win it all calling plays was Jimbo. If Sark doesn't make the playoffs this year, with this talent, he's definitely gonna have to hire one to keep his job.
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Sark is 3-2 vs OU and could very well be .500 vs them after October let's stop pretending like he is some great coach.


But he's 3-1 vs Venables though, but good on you for trying to sneak in a Lincoln Riley win.
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There are plenty of Longhorns who can see the program/Sark without orange colored blinders.

You just won't find many here. I'd be lying if I said I don't enjoy triggering them.


I'm with you when it comes to Sark, but OU extending Venables is good news to me. Frankly, both Texas and OU's head coaches are glorified offensive and defensive coordinators, respectively. The fact Sark owns Venables so far in head-to-head is nice though.

re: 3 SEC vs BIG matchups this season

Posted by horns_up on 8/1/26 at 6:34 pm to
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Oh look! The fake longhorn


He's not wrong. Sark's record in big games is terrible, and being 0-5 against Smart and Day is embarrassing, considering the amount of resources he has. Texas has ridiculous talent returning, but Sark's record in big games makes me temper expectations. Until he starts winning those games, he deserves the criticism.