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re: Georgias Mascot

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/6/26 at 3:36 pm to Che Boludo

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Once we get our field turf and bring back white helmets, Bama is getting another live elephant named Albatross... or so I hear.

You heard correctly. He is, in fact, already on campus. It's just taking a while to work out the logistics and crowd safety protocols that the SEC has strictly mandated.

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re: Georgia 38 Alabama 35

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/6/26 at 3:24 pm to BuckI

Alabama 49
Georgia 17

I have to give Georgia credit here and believe that they will be able to hold Bama under their 49.6 points per game.

Georgia gets rattled again, as they always do due to their coach not knowing how to prepare them for the ultimate high stakes game. At least 3 interceptions by Bama's defense and likely one fumble recovery.

The weather will be a factor only to the detriment of Georgia. Alabama's players are mudders. Their fathers are mudders and their mothers are mudders and their whole family comes from mudders so they are truly at home and relaxed playing in the mud.

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re: Bama grad Kool Aid McKinnistry is dog shite

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/6/26 at 2:00 am to geauxbrown

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Yep….

Yep, so the implication by BFANLC is that it is a bit hypocritical and disingenuous to state that you can't understand why Bama fans waste time on LSU fans, yet you have no issue at all wasting your time on Alabama.

LSU fans trolling Bama fans = Okay and understandable.

Bama fans trolling LSU fans = Beneath them and you just can't understand, no matter how hard you search your conscience for answers, why Bama fans would even bother with LSU fans.

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re: Alabama Fan steals Kamario Taylor's Mothers Cowbell. Claims he bought it refuses return

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/6/26 at 1:47 am to The Quiet One

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So other than the fact this entire story was a nothingburger, 4 pages of melts from dumbass corndogs and bleeding heart losers melting about it.

The rant is Lindsey Clancy-level emotionally unstable.

Exactly. Just mail the bell back to the ungrateful bitch like this:

and it may teach her to be more courteous and civil the next time she creates a national emergency over a cow bell.

Lessons can be taught to anyone.

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re: the 4-0 start all for nothing

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/6/26 at 1:27 am to theCAW

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an alter is an alternative account

There have been 2-3 accounts with the same writing style as yours that were made this year that usually get axed within a few days while this account your posting on now is from 2007

You always have the same abstract trolling style. I don’t mind it it’s just distinct and frankly am just amazed at how you keep re spawning

theCawk would do better sticking to his own business because theCawk has enough on theCawk's plate pretending to be a Florida fan.

theCawk doesn't have the wherewithal or the knowledge to sleuth about who is or isn't an alter.

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re: the 4-0 start all for nothing

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/5/26 at 10:32 pm to theCAW

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this is like the 4th alter you’ve made since July

And it’s from 2007

theCawk does't know what an alter is. That's not how it works.

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re: the 4-0 start all for nothing

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/5/26 at 6:13 pm to theCAW

theCawk run gums much more than most men and make regular 8,000 word posts.

theCawk, much like woman, display images of himself very much.

Oddly, theCawk used to go on long rants about all the beautiful women theCawk date and post image of those women which looked awkardly like theCawk was just taking photos with his hair stylist, nail stylist, and local restaurant server and not actual women theCawk was really dating because theCawk is always here, posting.

theCawk always calls himself theCawk because it isn't just narcissistic twats who still live in mama's basement in their 40's who use 3rd person, it's also insufferable count who post gym images of themselves to a board full of men and looks like he stands about 5'3" tall.

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re: Bama should be concentrating on Tennessee

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/5/26 at 4:31 pm to TutHillTiger

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Seriously bro, you are not beating them.

2 things are certain about Oct. 10th.

1. Alabama beats Georgia because it is just a traditional thing for Alabama to do.

2. There will be no bodies floating in riverine flows of human blood in the bathrooms like there were at the LSU/Ole Miss game due to a nefarious drug dealer handing out free beers all over the stadium or packs of wild fans out for vengeance.

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re: Bama should be concentrating on Tennessee

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/5/26 at 4:27 pm to samson73103

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You have always been a retard, all the back to the days of the Bama Board on Scout.com. Suggesting that Bama not fully prepare for Georgia proves that nothing has changed

You just got put on my enemies list. Are you happy about that?

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re: Bama should be concentrating on Tennessee

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/5/26 at 3:05 pm to theballguy

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Are you jt bowtie by any chance?

No, I'm not JT.

I do know this much though, Georgia better not kick it to Ryan Coleman-Williams on kickoffs because I have a feeling he is going to return one all the way.

They would do better to aim the kickoffs for their white trash student section.

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re: Bama should be concentrating on Tennessee

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/5/26 at 2:40 pm to Bigdawgb

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You might have this one reversed, seems to me Bama focuses too much on UGA. Last few years this is how the next game went for Bama:

L to cheatin' arse Michigan
L to Vandy
Beat Vandy (tied at halftime)
L to Indiana

Thanks for making my point. Alabama seems to put too much effort into beating a team, Georgia, that is almost a default win anyway.

Do maybe a day, or even a half-day practice on Georgia and then get ready for the next game, which is Tennessee.

This is exactly what I was saying. Thank you.

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re: Bama should be concentrating on Tennessee

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/5/26 at 2:33 pm to VoxDawg

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You've only won 3 of the last 5, and only by 7 in the largest margin of victory across that same stretch (the other two being decided by a FG).

Let's not pretend this isn't the biggest game on both teams' schedule until the SECCG.

Are you serious? Georgia is never Alabama's biggest game. I respect what they've become in the last few years, but, give me a break.

Georgia is not marked on any Alabama fan's calendar as being very important in the whole scheme of things.

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re: Latest laugh at auburn football stat.

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/5/26 at 2:29 pm to Atxgump

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Auburn hasn’t appeared in a ap top 25 poll since 2021.

That may be true, but you know what? You can never take away their People's National Championship trophy made out of plastic given to them by a 14 year old boy from Opelika who started an online poll.

Neither can you take away their triumphant parade down Wire Road on hay strewn farm equipment while being cheered on by 83 fans who came out to celebrate with them.

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Bama should be concentrating on Tennessee

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/5/26 at 2:16 pm

Here is the reasoning. Alabama just about always beats Georgia and it's not a rivalry game. Tennessee, that's another story.

Sometimes Alabama actually gets beat by Tennessee and that would hurt a lot worse than getting beat by Georgia.

Sure, prepare a little bit for Georgia this week in practice, but set aside the lion's share of time to preparing for Tennessee and going to Neyland.

Georgia is almost a gimme, but not Tennessee historically. Yes, during Saban's tenure Tennessee was not much of a threat, but now they are.

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re: LSU mighty lippy for a team whose highest achievement so far is a quality loss to Ole Miss

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/5/26 at 2:06 pm to S

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You still suck at photoshop.

You still suck at Photoshop.

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re: The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party…

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/5/26 at 3:20 am to p0845330

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I hate in the hell does this even mean???

What mean you say? You illiterate?

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re: LSU mighty lippy for a team whose highest achievement so far is a quality loss to Ole Miss

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/5/26 at 3:18 am to Gatorbait2008

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Now go on the Georgia board..they have the best coach in CFB(LSU fans...Lane is not even close at all nor is our coach, actually no coach in the SEC is near him at all). They are humble. Not fricking crazy homers like the very insane LSU fanbase.

You could not be more correct. Georgia fans, and Alabama fans too, are the most humble football fans with the most dignity and grace in all of college footballdom.

LSU fans, on the other hand, are screeching shrews who belch out vomit tinged and foul excretions regularly and come across as crass and loutish losers with raging inferiority complexes.

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re: LSU mighty lippy for a team whose highest achievement so far is a quality loss to Ole Miss

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/5/26 at 1:30 am to 3down10

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I can right click on inspect, or hit Q and change it in 2 minutes.

That is a secret that only a select few on this site know, 3down10, let's keep it quiet.

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re: LSU mighty lippy for a team whose highest achievement so far is a quality loss to Ole Miss

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/4/26 at 11:00 pm to Russianblue

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ur own account is a bunch of slop.

You are a bunch of slop.

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re: All Upcoming SEC Games - Get Your Basic Stat Comparisons

Posted by CtrlAltDel on 10/4/26 at 10:39 pm to TideSaint

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Those Alabama-Georgia stats are pretty wild. Saturday night's game should be pretty good.

They are all fairly high or fairly low, whichever is better for the stat, and they are all damn close.

Luckily, Georgia is apt to be overwhelmed by the color of Bama's uniforms and their very presence among greats on the hallowed ground of BDS and crap out again, like usual.

I wish all Georgia fans would wear black again, to virtually guarantee a Bama win.

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